It's Shadrack, our CFO, who won't tell us where the bank accounts are and threatens to forget if we pressure him about them and his work-in blowup doll, "Rita." He says she is expecting and he wants the office to have a baby shower to help her during this difficult period. If true, this will be Rita's first and I can understand the need for "her" to feel a part of us.
It's just that I honestly don't think a blowup doll can get pregnant, and I really don't think Shadrack can breed with one that was made in Hong Kong by Chang's Faux Babes, Inc. I just don't see how the genes would work out, especially since Shadrack is flesh and Rita is vinyl--even if really good vinyl.
Not only that, but Rita doesn't look, ah, plumpish, you know? OK, she has a swelling on her forehead where building maintaince hit her with a ladder while changing an overhead light--but THATS ALL THAT'S BULGEY--OK?
Some of the office ladies are still whispering "Pervert!!" but I need a decision. What do we do??
2006-08-15
19:12:26
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