My manager at the pet store towers over us pee-ons. Hes like 7'5" , smokes like a chimney and what's worse is he's hypogluoseimic so you never know what mood he's going to be in.
Theres even a rumor going around that one day last year, when the manager lost his cigarettes, a former cashier by the name of Jim, was $5 short in his register. When the kid got smart, he was picked up by his legs, held up in the air, and shook until the money fell out of the poor guy.
Anyway, to make a long story short, My manager always has these sayings when we ask him things like;
When do you want me to start mopping the floors?
"That should of been done 15 minutes ago!"
(Sorry, my time machine broke)
Hey, do you know where the tidycat litter is?
"I've got sh*t to do!"
(okay your right, screw the customer)
Do I have enough time to use the restroom?
"Git her done"
(Wow, he must be a comedian)
"your killin me"
(Killin you? Your bigger than Schwarzenegger)
2006-06-26
12:45:22
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