My manager at the pet store towers over us pee-ons. Hes like 7'5" , smokes like a chimney and what's worse is he's hypogluoseimic so you never know what mood he's going to be in.
Theres even a rumor going around that one day last year, when the manager lost his cigarettes, a former cashier by the name of Jim, was $5 short in his register. When the kid got smart, he was picked up by his legs, held up in the air, and shook until the money fell out of the poor guy.
Anyway, to make a long story short, My manager always has these sayings when we ask him things like;
When do you want me to start mopping the floors?
"That should of been done 15 minutes ago!"
(Sorry, my time machine broke)
Hey, do you know where the tidycat litter is?
"I've got sh*t to do!"
(okay your right, screw the customer)
Do I have enough time to use the restroom?
"Git her done"
(Wow, he must be a comedian)
"your killin me"
(Killin you? Your bigger than Schwarzenegger)
2006-06-26 12:45:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
My boss told me that he prematurely shot his wad on something that was supposed to be a dry-run, and that he now had a mess on his hands. He was referring to a situation with an accountant, but it was still wierd.
2006-06-26 12:54:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boss walks around making strange noises that sound like they're coming straight from a karate movie - for no reason at all! He'll just be walking through the lobby and the sounds will just break loose - I tell him all the time he needs major help
2006-06-26 12:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by Angelina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm....give me a who loves 2 times tuesday
2006-06-26 12:49:52 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Adoarable Butt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boss is from Missouri, so everything she says is weird.
Parshooter, that one is true.
2006-06-26 13:05:38 · answer #4 · answered by Mike R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If it has wheels or t*its it's going to cause you trouble"
2006-06-26 12:48:23 · answer #5 · answered by parshooter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋