That would be referring to myself, actually.
I'm in need of a religion, since sitting on my fleshy backside without an sort of belief system except my personal morals just isn't fun anymore.
I have attempted to be a Christian for the better part of my life, but it comes and goes, and doesn't exactly "stick." If you think you can assist me, then try.
If you think Jews are snazzy, then provide me with some links to read up on it or something. [;
Please, sway me how you wish. I'm in the market for something new. Spirit guides? Bhuddism? ATHEISM?
Here are the major sticking points.
-I'm not interested if gays are immediately smited. {I'm straight.}
-It mustn't rule out UFOs or ghosts. I know what I have seen with my sober eyes. I can't deny it.
-I'm not up for something that is very err.. Hardcore, I guess. I will not shave my head and slather my naked body in peanut butter while screaming, "Hermit crabs! Hermit crabs!" {Not literally, but you get the picture.}
2007-12-28
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