" Okay, i walk into the GAP and a Cashier sees me and says 'You need help' and I'm like 'yes, I'd like some clothes' and she says 'what size are you?' And I say 'Actual! This ain't a trick baby!'
"So later, I need some help unlocking a dressing room and a different woman comes up and uses a key to unlock it. I'm like 'thanks' and she's like 'Your welcome, and if you need anything, my name's Jill.' Right before she leaves I'm like, 'Wait, what if I don't need anything, will you be like 'Hey, I'm Eugene' "
2007-12-23
01:25:35
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