All categories - 17 December 2007

One fateful day the seven dwarfs left to go work at the local coal mine (hey, even little people have to make a dollar) while Snow White stayed home to prepare lunch. When she arrived at the mine around noon with their food she saw that there had been a terrible cave in.
Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out for them. She prayed her dwarfs had survived. “Hello, hello,” she cried out… “Can anyone hear me? Hello…” For quite some time, without hearing a word.
Just as she was about to lose hope, Snow White called out one last time… “Hello. Is anyone down there? Please, can anyone here me?” She then heard a faint voice, deep from within the mine. The voice said, “Vote for Hillary!”
Snow White, relieved that at least one dwarf had survived, gasped “Oh, thank God Dopey is still alive.”

2007-12-17 21:37:20 · 12 answers · asked by Jake5282 3 in Jokes & Riddles

State your strong reasons.

I'm interested in seeing what people think.

2007-12-17 21:37:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

a bit of madonna for the morning

2007-12-17 21:37:11 · 18 answers · asked by ~welshy~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 21:36:49 · 7 answers · asked by chp 2 in Languages

2007-12-17 21:36:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the president of india is smt. pratima patil i forget the name of vice president of india pl. tell me .

2007-12-17 21:36:00 · 1 answers · asked by virender 2007 sitaramji 1 in Government

2007-12-17 21:35:48 · 6 answers · asked by ♥Suductive-bayb♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

I have heard that some of Catholics believe that the children Mary and Hoseph had were from Joseph's previous mariage?

What kind of proof they have to support these claims that Mary remained virgin and Joseph had previous marriage?

2007-12-17 21:35:03 · 17 answers · asked by Ulrika 5 in Religion & Spirituality

A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and right in the middle of each was an arrow. “Who is this incredibly fine archer?” cried the duke. “I must find him!”
After continuing through the forest for a few miles he came across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admitted that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets.
“You didn’t just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into the middle, did you?” asked the duke worriedly. “No my lord. I shot them from a hundred paces. I swear it by all that I hold holy.”
“That is truly astonishing,” said the duke. “I hereby admit you into my service.” The boy thanked him profusely. “But I must ask one favor in return,” the duke continued. “You must tell me how you came to be such an outstanding shot.”
“Well,” said the boy, “first I fire the arrow at the tree… and then I paint the target around it.”

2007-12-17 21:34:45 · 7 answers · asked by Jake5282 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I was thinking of cutting my hair short, so I did an experiment by putting my hair into the back of my shirt.

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j309/samandai/ed755fea.jpg

2007-12-17 21:34:36 · 18 answers · asked by Sam 2 in Polls & Surveys

Okay I'll admit, I do it whenever I'm not sleeping next to my gf.
Ahh so embarrasing!! Btw, girls, if you find out your guy has been hugging his pillow...would u be weirded out?

Thanks! =]

2007-12-17 21:34:24 · 24 answers · asked by thugster17 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 21:34:22 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-17 21:34:10 · 19 answers · asked by ricardo , jr l 1 in Toddler & Preschooler

2007-12-17 21:34:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-17 21:33:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

YOU CAN TELL YOU HAVE LIVED IN THE MODERN WORLD IF…..
1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list.

2007-12-17 21:33:47 · 11 answers · asked by Jake5282 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm really not giving the orchestra a chance, but if you REALLY think they're gonna win, by all means, throw 'um in there

2007-12-17 21:33:42 · 5 answers · asked by Robert 1 in Reality Television

2007-12-17 21:32:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Just for the record, I do

2007-12-17 21:32:45 · 22 answers · asked by kagen_4 2 in Singles & Dating

A man and his wife are awakened at three o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

Put your ad here!

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No. I did not! It is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him. You should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.

2007-12-17 21:32:41 · 24 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-17 21:32:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

2007-12-17 21:32:24 · 7 answers · asked by One 2 in Polls & Surveys

I was watching a programme that showed a guy being attacked by a lion in a zoo. The comment at the end of the programme left me speechless.
" Nobody knows why the lion suddenly turned aggressive after 10 years of captivity."
Does that comment not answer the question?
Maybe their should be an award for the most idiotic comments on television.

2007-12-17 21:32:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't remember everyone's names. Jim and Jan are my uncle and aunt.

2007-12-17 21:31:51 · 25 answers · asked by Velouria 6 in Christmas

There's this girl that was initially my friend, which evolved into a very good friend for me, as i was for her. We went out together alot(i mean just me and her), and always shared problems with each other. Gradually i fell for her, and I sent her flowers one day. She told me not to chase her, and that's the only sentence that ended any discussion about our relationship. Somehow she became further and further out of my reach, and i can't stop thinking about her. What should i do? Working class answers only please.. thanks!

2007-12-17 21:31:35 · 10 answers · asked by RuBbish 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-12-17 21:30:32 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My boyfriends ex girlfriend broke up with him broke in May, and we all worked at the same job. As soon as they broke up she went to rehab for 4 months for pills and a few months later me and tom started going out. She never contacted him after they broke up. As soon as she got out in October, she returned to work and completely ignored him, she looked right passed him, but he was trying 2 give her trouble at work, and was so angry that she was back! He even got in trouble with the managers at work. She wasn't doing anything to him when she came back and lately i've been noticing him staring at her. Every time she passes he looks at her. I am not bugging, other people notice it too! She is very pretty, every1 thinks she is beautiful, and very nice & funny. Apparently she told a coworker they broke up bc he called her friend that was a sl*t when he was wasted to "hang out 4 60 seconds" and didnt remember it, and she cursed him out. He thinks she is a B*tch

2007-12-17 21:29:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I have a bottle of red 1999 shiraz, that was bought in 2004, haven't got around to drinking it yet, as it has 'aged' slightlywhilst i've had it, does that mean it will taste better than it did in 2004? what will the difference in taste be if any?

2007-12-17 21:29:27 · 16 answers · asked by its_hackett 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

I have no idea on what to read next... I don't care what kind of book it is

2007-12-17 21:29:04 · 20 answers · asked by Kay d 3 in Books & Authors