A man and his wife are awakened at three o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
Put your ad here!
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No. I did not! It is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him. You should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
2007-12-17 21:32:41 · 24 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hhahahahahaaaaa....great one ..loved it...
2007-12-18 01:13:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10 x
2007-12-18 04:12:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, wouldn't help a bit. Sorry! That would be the same as saying 'I have a bad jumping position so I'll take up barrel racing instead' - it's not going to fix your problem. As long as you are aware of what you're doing wrong you can work on it. Listen to your trainer, and maybe get some more lunge lessons if you're finding that helpful. Riding no reins might help though? Not forever lol, just like for one lesson. When you aren't holding reins your arms and shoulders will relax and your hands shouldn't move around. It will also help your trainer to figure out exactly what it is causing the bad habit. Ask your instructor if you can do no-reins no lesson, on the lunge if you're not confident about riding without them. It's also beneficial as it will teach you to use your seat and not rely on your hands, so an all-round useful thing to practice :)
2016-04-10 05:37:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 04:12:28 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that one before and still think it's a little funny. Why does it say Put your ad here! have you taken it from a website advert?
2007-12-17 21:37:21 · answer #5 · answered by Rolo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one and clean too!
I love the "put your ad here!" part, like a subliminal message I did not get quite yet.
Kidding aside, really, can I put my ad in your question?
Yeah, still kidding.
2007-12-18 06:54:56 · answer #6 · answered by Betty B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny lol
2007-12-18 00:22:36 · answer #7 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i never heard it before.
and it's too funny.
going downstairs to tell hubby..he can use a good chuckle before he starts his day at this grueling job!
thanks!
2007-12-17 21:42:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the "Put your ad here!" part all about ??????
And this it Brendan Graces Joke Grrrrrrr robber
2007-12-17 21:39:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-12-17 21:36:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha the drunk got his way and the husband been "had" lmao....keep em coming my friend....star
2007-12-18 01:32:36 · answer #11 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋