All categories - 14 December 2007

Can't be outdoors, any suggestions?
Thank you!

2007-12-14 01:44:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Photography

This may be a little hard to explain, but here goes. Sometimes when I watch a show something funny happens, but it isn't funny until something is revealed to the home viewer, but for some reason the studio audience doesn't laugh until the revelation is made either. Why is that?

For example, (this is just a general example, not anything from a specific show) let's say a guy is talking to someone who is at his side, but off screen and so can't be seen by people watching at home. What the person is saying to this unseen individual might not be funny, until the next shot reveals to the home viewer that he's talking to a chimpanzee wearing a funny hat, and then the studio audience bursts into laughter.

Why is it that the studio audience doesn't laugh until the chimp is shown to the at home viewer? Can't they see him the whole time, or is he somehow hidden from view and then revealed to the studio audience as well?

2007-12-14 01:44:09 · 3 answers · asked by bencas9900 4 in Comedy

I hear a strange buzzing noise... Oh, no, that's just the computer...

2007-12-14 01:43:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

I think that girls don't fart due to evolutionary reasons.

In the caveman days there were 2 types of girls - farting and non-farting.

But the farting ones turned men off too much, so they never reproduced. So their farting DNA was not passed on.

The non-farting ones did attract men, reproduced, so passed on their non-farting DNA.

It's survival of the fittest/non-fartiest.

2007-12-14 01:43:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

Due to an ending friendship with one of the employees in my office, it has turned most of them against me. This mostly has to due with the fact that younger ladies, girls, seem to love to pretend they're still in high school and form cliques and start rumors and such. I really only have three main friends within our Firm and only one of them is attending. How bad does it look if I do not attend. And how many of you suggest that I should attend? The party is tonight after work so please let me know what you think.

As far as things I've read or seen from others, it seems as though I will go through this the rest of my life with most, if not all women, it's not just younger females in their twenties. That's really sad.

2007-12-14 01:43:39 · 22 answers · asked by Fawnie, Baby Deer, Little Deer 1 in Etiquette

Imagine you had a "stand" for those in line to enter "Heaven".
Hot Dogs? Candies ? What ???

2007-12-14 01:43:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A place that has many interesting sights, historical and modern? And of course a place that's not too pricey?
Thanks!

2007-12-14 01:43:25 · 3 answers · asked by Rogue 5 in Other - Europe

so insanely good? I dont know when to stop.

2007-12-14 01:43:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I feel really low at the moment and don't want to as it's Christmas...

2007-12-14 01:43:23 · 13 answers · asked by caretoshare2000 4 in Psychology

2007-12-14 01:43:16 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A 64.0 kg diver steps off a diving board and drops straight down into the water. The net force when in the water is an upward 1060 N. If the diver comes to rest 5.9 m below the water's surface, what is the total distance between the diving board and the diver's stopping point underwater?
m

2007-12-14 01:43:05 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

Eating alot of chocolates like 4 to 5 in a day or using excess of dry fruits(almonds,nuts etc..) make my head to spin during intervals...can u help??
THANKS!!

2007-12-14 01:42:59 · 4 answers · asked by Born to live 2 in Other - Food & Drink

Have the McCanns got nothing better to do than to have upteen number of people come out making judgement calls against Mr Murat?

The latest witness Bridget O'Donnell, had her interview translated by Murat who she described as:

""The translator had a squint and sweated slightly," she described Mr Murat. "He was breathless, perhaps a little excited. He reminded me of a boy in my class at school who was bullied."

Thats quite a vivid picture you paint there lady, amazing what you can glean from someone youve never met.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/12/14/wmaddy114.xml

I won't even go into her description of the night which sounds like it was written by Shakespeare ....... she's quite enjoying her 15 minutes of fame this one.

2007-12-14 01:42:54 · 22 answers · asked by dave s 2 in Current Events

2007-12-14 01:42:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

This doctor has been my doctor for many years, now I'm moving out of state and would like to say a special thanks to him.

2007-12-14 01:42:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

The brand is Kitchen Aid. I'm buying this as a gift for someone, they seem to measure the quality though by how heavy the cookware is. So how am I to know what is better?

There is a 12 piece set (including lids) coming with 1.5, 2 and 3 qt saucepans, 4 qt saucepot, 3 qt saute pan. It is all stainless steel, extra-thick, impact-bonded stainless steel and aluminum full cap base with break-resistant glass lids. All is oven-safe to 400F/200C

The other one I am looking at is also Kitchen Aid. 18/10 stainless steel, heavy-gauge encapsulated bases, oven safe to 400F and the set includes: 1,2,3 qt saucepans, 6 qt stockpot, 10" saucepan, 2 qt steamer insert. Saucepans and stockpot have lids.

Both have great reviews. So how do I choose? If price means anything, the first one is reg. $600 and the second is reg. $379

2007-12-14 01:42:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

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2007-12-14 01:42:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

OK, so I feel like the worst mother in the world, but I just felt frustrated that my 3 week old daughter would not go to sleep and was unsettled and crying and I got "angry" and yelled at her (just asking, "whats wrong") ! I also handled her firmly (wrapped her tightly, don't panic everyone) as I was just so tired. My husband works night shift and isn't here to help me and its 2am ! Has anyone else felt like this, or is there something wrong with me ??

2007-12-14 01:42:24 · 18 answers · asked by fsigab 2 in Newborn & Baby

Why is 'bostonia' so bald? Should he get hair club for men to make him not look 80?

2007-12-14 01:42:14 · 4 answers · asked by chris 2 in United States

2007-12-14 01:42:13 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How many celebrities flew private jets in to address the conference? Wouldn't it be better to do all that sort of thing via satellite feed from localized spots? Or did the royalty just want a nice holiday in a tropical paradise?

I think I already know the answer.

2007-12-14 01:42:09 · 4 answers · asked by thegubmint 7 in Global Warming

2007-12-14 01:42:01 · 20 answers · asked by The Emperor 2 in Football (American)

Looking from answers from electricians if possible, but anyone is welcome! Thanks!

2007-12-14 01:41:56 · 6 answers · asked by Dan Alman 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-12-14 01:41:49 · 4 answers · asked by elin1081 2 in Hobbies & Crafts

ok.. so there is this girl who i became friend with. We hang out couple of times and then i asked her out on a date... she said no. but everytime i see her she wants me to attend this painting class with her.....

She is ok and will be 18 soon. since then this is all she wants...and she does not want to hang out anymore..... should i go to the class?

Here is the problem... class is in church.. and on the day we have class, there are a lot of activities going on... too many people....Plus the only students in the class is me and her....


should i attend this class? do you see this thing going anywhere? Plus i know she has a lot guy friends... why does she need my attention in church?

2007-12-14 01:41:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Why Is The Varible "M" Used To Represent Slope?

2007-12-14 01:41:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-12-14 01:41:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

Hey,
I'm going to the movies tonight.Today I had a party at school so there were loads of chocolate,donuts biscuits etc.I tried not to eat a lot(everyone took like 3 times what I did)but I still had loads!
So for the day I still have no more than 300cals left to eat
I'm going to the movies and I dont want to take pop corn since it's high cal,so I decided to pack something to snack on!Do you have any healthy ideas?

2007-12-14 01:41:11 · 13 answers · asked by CupcakeHater 3 in Diet & Fitness

I would really like a little brother or sister. How do I convince my parents to have another.
-I'm 15 and my bro is 16
-Don't say wait till I can have babies of my own.
-I've wanted a baby bro/sis since I was 5!

2007-12-14 01:40:35 · 23 answers · asked by Ciara 6 in Pregnancy

2007-12-14 01:40:31 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys