All categories - 4 December 2007

im on a diet and i drink coffee all day to keep me going. so what?

2007-12-04 01:50:34 · 12 answers · asked by shelly.lamb 2 in Diet & Fitness

I think it would be "Al Powerful"

2007-12-04 01:50:17 · 27 answers · asked by I'm an Atheist 3 in Religion & Spirituality

what do u humans reckon?

2007-12-04 01:50:15 · 2 answers · asked by BorgPet6of10 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-04 01:50:13 · 2 answers · asked by bettyb 5 in Polls & Surveys

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WILLIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? "

JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.

Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
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TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. !

2007-12-04 01:49:58 · 6 answers · asked by Light Shielded By Dark 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-04 01:49:53 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Theater & Acting

She's the best mom in the world and she's starting chemotherapy for ovarian cancer again today. She needs prayer for healing, permanent remission, strength and faith. Thank you very much for a few moments of your precious time. Be blessed!!


". . . More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. Wherefore let thy voice rise like a fountain..."
-Lord Alfred Tennyson

2007-12-04 01:49:51 · 29 answers · asked by K Girl 6 in Religion & Spirituality

If you look them in the eye while they take a dump?

My other account got a violation for asking this, they said it wasnt a question. What do you think?

2007-12-04 01:49:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

about this time of year??

2007-12-04 01:49:17 · 28 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Polls & Surveys

what are good name ideas for my new kittens. they are a boy and a girl and they are black and fluffy

2007-12-04 01:49:06 · 15 answers · asked by Yellowtulips 3 in Cats

So what has Fox news been saying about the NIE report that came about Iran not having nuclear weapons?

Are they even bringing up the subject? If so, what spin are they using?

2007-12-04 01:48:38 · 10 answers · asked by MadLibs 6 in Politics

Ya know when you have to go for a shot do you like them or hate them? why?

2007-12-04 01:48:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That allow you to record longer than 80 mins.

2007-12-04 01:48:27 · 3 answers · asked by S'only me 2 in Other - Computers

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I know that we can model a Geocentric "solar system" mathematically, with the Sun orbiting the earth and the other planets somehow spiralling round the orbiting Sun.

I imagine though that physics tells us that that cannot be the case, that the model is "innacurate" or impossible as things stand. For if the Sun (and planets) were to orbit the Earth daily, the Earth would have to have one hell of a (mass related) gravitational pull to hold such a massive and fast moving body as the Sun in orbit.

What would that (Earthly) mass be if it could hold the Sun in orbit? What calculations would I (or you) have to use to determine that? (Perhaps skip the last question, as I've seen Wikipedia's Analysis of Orbital Motion and given up right away).

How dense would it be, if it's size remained the same, and what would it be compared to, a Black Hole, collapsed dead star or Red Dwarf or something?

Everything on the Earth's surface would collapse, right, underthe G-force?

I even bet that the Geocentric model couldn't possibly be true, even if we could tamper with the masses of the Sun and planets, because with changed relative masses, the current dynamics would break down entirely. Right?

I thank anyone who can help educate me, so that I can educate others

2007-12-04 01:48:24 · 2 answers · asked by bulletproofmoth 2 in Astronomy & Space

Why do men always get their best ideas during sex ????

Because they're plugged into a f**king genius.


Q. Did you hear about the blind hooker?
A. You really have to hand it to her!!


A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt comes to his table and asks, “What would you like, sir?”
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, “A quickie.”

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, “What would you like, sir?” Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, “A quickie, please.”

This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, “Um, Pal, I think it’s pronounced ‘quiche’.”

2007-12-04 01:48:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-04 01:47:58 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Please help with Algebra question

2007-12-04 01:47:45 · 10 answers · asked by shellyeph 1 in Mathematics

I have a pretty bad problem of grinding my teeth while I sleep at night. My dentist just made me a mouthguard for it (out of hard plastic that covers the top teeth). After waiting 3 weeks for the guard to arrive (after he made the mold of my teeth) he also spent half an hour with me in the his office making minor adjustments on it so that it would fit exactly right. Unfortunately, now that I've taken it home and tried it, it feels too tight in certain spots, especially the front-right canine tooth.

Will the pressure exerted on my tooth (teeth?) specifically from the mouthguard damage them, or is it supposed to fit very snugly?

Strangely,I had a dream last night while I was wearing it that my tooth kept chipping, but then I woke up and my tooth was fine.

2007-12-04 01:47:43 · 3 answers · asked by tidy mess 2 in Dental

2007-12-04 01:47:39 · 9 answers · asked by i^am^me 4 in Movies

will there be any?

2007-12-04 01:47:33 · 14 answers · asked by Tabi 4 in Football (American)

2007-12-04 01:47:27 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hi
i have a psp running on 3.71 m33-2 and i have downloaded syphon filter combat ops but i don't know how to play it could you plz help ??
tnx in advance

2007-12-04 01:47:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

We have found a reception location that we LOVE, only problem is that it can only accommodate 80 people. We have 117 people on the guests list, most of whome are interstate.
Judging by cousins weddings (in my state and inviting the same interstate family) I know about 65 guests will definately come (11 of these are children, does that make a difference?) and 17 definately will not come leaving us with 35 that may go either way.
Do you think that is too many people to invite for the 80 person limit?
How many should I expect to show up out of the 35?
Do reception venues downplay their maximum capacity eg if 5 more than the limit showed up would that usually be ok?

2007-12-04 01:47:09 · 12 answers · asked by Stiffler 6 in Weddings

ceiling fan

2007-12-04 01:47:00 · 4 answers · asked by Manoutch Y 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

Putting all of your meat and vegetables in between two slices of bread and eating it that way...

It is a very creative idea if you think about it... Which do you suppose came first, the sandwich or the sliced bread?

2007-12-04 01:46:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

I applied last week and I am very nervous, how long does it normally take to find out?

2007-12-04 01:46:48 · 4 answers · asked by Lauren W 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-12-04 01:46:40 · 6 answers · asked by Gypsy Gal 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-12-04 01:46:22 · 32 answers · asked by airforcewolf 4 in Marriage & Divorce

I didn't like my job before and I am increasingly beginning to hate it since my old office manager has left. Now the new one has all these problems with me that the old one never had...ugghhh. This is my career I go to college and do this job. I want to be a teacher not a secretary. No one around here understands how hard it is to go to college and work almost everyday.

2007-12-04 01:46:14 · 19 answers · asked by Brownie12866 2 in Polls & Surveys