All categories - 3 December 2007

Dearest John, I went to the door today and the postman had delivered a Partridge in a Pear Tree. What a thoroughly delighted gift! I couldn't have been more surprised. With deepest love and affection, Aberdine
Dearest John, Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine- two Turtle Doves! I'm delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. You big silly, what next? All my love, Aberdine
Dearest John, Aren't you the extravagant one! Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity - 3 French Hens! They are just darling, but I must insist, you have been too kind. Love, Aberdine
Dear John, Today the postman delivered 4 Calling Birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being too romantic. Affectionately, Aberdine
Dear John, What a surprise! Today the postman delivered 5 Golden Rings; 1 for every finger! You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves. All My love, Aberdine
Dear John, When I opened the door there were actually 6 Geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, eh? Those geese are huge! Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are starting to complain, and I can't sleep through the racket. Please stop. Cordially, Aberdine
John, What's with you and those F---ing birds? 7 Swans a-swimming? What kind of goddamn joke is this? There's bird crap all over the house and they never shut up. I can't get to sleep at night, and I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny! Stop with those F---ing birds already. Sincerely, Aberdine
Okay buster, I think I prefer the birds. What the hell am I to do with 8 maids-a-Milking? It's not enough, but they had to bring their goddamn cows! There's manure all over the lawn, and I can't move in my own house. What are you doing to me? Just lay off, smart-***! Aberdeen
Hey a**hole: What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's 9 pipers piping, and Christ do they play. They haven't stopped chasing those 8 maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are getting upset and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. What am I to do? The neighbors have started a petition to have me evicted. You'll get yours... Aberdine
You rotten pr*ck! Now there are 10 ladies dancing. I don't know why I call those sluts ladies. They've been at it all night, along with those frigging pipers! Now the cows can't sleep, and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of turds. The commissioner of buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned. I am going to ask to ask the police to intervene. One who means it. Venomously, Aberdine
Listen F---head: What's with the 11 lords a-leaping all over those maids and ladies? Some of those broads will never walk again! Those pipers have run through the maids and are committing bestiality with the cows. All 23 of the birds are dead! They've been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied you rotten, vicious, swine. Your sworn enemy, Aberdine
Dear Sir: This is to acknowledge your latest gift of 12 fiddlers fiddling, which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Aberdine. The destruction of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Aberdine at the Happy Valley Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest. Sincerely, Badger, Bender, Cajole - Attorneys at Law

2007-12-03 20:56:01 · 7 answers · asked by k56t 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-12-03 20:55:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my due date was 1st Dec and i have still not had a bloody show, or any noteable contractions (i dont think) and my waters have also not broken yet- basically there is no sign that anything is going to happen soon- does this mean something is wong (as i have not had a bloody show yet) ??? please help- i am soooo fed up now!!! this is my 1st.

2007-12-03 20:55:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

Couldn't God think of something more important to say to man than this?

2007-12-03 20:55:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Want to get the list of 555 items for which the tariffs were reduced recently per Indo-Singaporean Trade Treaty. Please provide URL link for look-up of the items/products.

2007-12-03 20:55:06 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

lol....i don't really celebrate my birthday and i don't really make such a big deal out of it anyway...but i just felt like sharing this with my Y!A friends....thanx.

=)

2007-12-03 20:55:03 · 29 answers · asked by Sameera 1 in Polls & Surveys

Would you like some positive energy? Well earlier i asked a question and it was all in good faith, and i did'nt mean to cause bad vibes as one paticular person thought. So you can all have a smiley day now...x x ..:) :)

2007-12-03 20:54:38 · 24 answers · asked by †100% Angel† 6 in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever wondered why life comes in opposites? Why everything you value is one of a pair of opposites? Why are all decisions between opposites? Why all desires are based on opposites?

2007-12-03 20:54:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

2007-12-03 20:54:13 · 14 answers · asked by Janet J 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-12-03 20:54:11 · 7 answers · asked by Jimmy Dune Dean 1 in Other - United States

Ex KGB President Putin received 60% of the vote helped by vote rigging.and lack of opposition who just happen to be banged up in the nick.A good way to win but is it fair.?

2007-12-03 20:54:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

What's the meaning of empirical antibiotic treatment?

2007-12-03 20:53:41 · 4 answers · asked by valer16 1 in Medicine

the opposite sex when out?

If your looking for a nice kiss and maybe more.....what do you look for in the opposite sex if your out clubbing?

When I was single Id look for the guy on the dancefloor, the one who is centre of attention, getting all the looks for his cool dancing skills as I love to dance. Physical looks aside, but he has to be well built and not skinny! Rather have a bulky chubby lad than a boney one!!

Id go for men dressed in dark colours with dark hair too. And deep set eyes.....wow......

What about u???

Men and women can answer!

2007-12-03 20:51:39 · 16 answers · asked by Hannah 4 in Singles & Dating

please help??

2007-12-03 20:51:28 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

2007-12-03 20:50:47 · 15 answers · asked by amith s 1 in Philosophy

ok my hair is thick , straight and silky. have no split ends and all the rest. i went on holidays few months back and since the time i came back my hair has been falling ALOT. which NEVER did before.
and i've recently started scratching my scalp alot too, and its obviously related to my hair falling out. why is it happening??????

2007-12-03 20:50:25 · 13 answers · asked by Minni197 2 in Hair

It doesn't matter either way. If I stay here, I will max out my posts and then watch tv or go to bed.

If I get sleep, there's always tomorrow. I may even dream of some hot Bloke.

It's in ♣♣YOUR♣♣ Hands, P&S.

I will decide with this. ^_^

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiGvK0G6C5pK.kiXSkeADfLsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071204001536AAF04ay

2007-12-03 20:50:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am using the Linksys WRT54G wireless router.

I have a 5meg connection with Charter and the speed results are as followed with a WIRED connection through the router:
http://www.speedtest.net/result/208641671.png

However, whenever I use the wireless router I get much much slower speeds. The signal is 100% (says excellent) and this PC is 5 FEET away from the router yet the speeds are awful, as seen here:
http://www.speedtest.net/result/208642161.png

I have tried changing channels, tweaking the router security etc. but nothing seems to help. Is it just a crappy router or what? Like I said, the signal is 100% and It is still slow. My PS3 is in another room and has about 50-60% signal and gets around the same speed, How can I fix this?

2007-12-03 20:50:04 · 4 answers · asked by Whats Up DOC 1 in Computer Networking

well where i stay ...it doesnt snow here.....but its very cold here....

2007-12-03 20:49:31 · 42 answers · asked by jatin 3 in Polls & Surveys

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The patriarch Jacob had an encounter with God
Gen 28:13 And, behold, the LORD stood above it, and said, I am the LORD God of Abraham thy father, and the God of Isaac: the land whereon thou liest, to thee will I give it, and to thy seed;

Jacob even made a prayer......Gen 28:20-21 And Jacob vowed a vow, saying, If God will be with me, and will keep me in this way that I go, and will give me bread to eat, and raiment to put on, So that I come again to my father's house in peace; then shall the LORD be my God



Q1) DO YOU THINK JACOB WAS SAVED/JUSTIFIED IN GENESIS 28?

Q2) IF NOT, WHEN WAS HE JUSTIFIED??



Have we ever considered that we may be professing Christians for year, had encounters with God like Abraham and Jacob..................but when exactly are we justified with true saving faith???


Many are called, few chosen..............and alas, all of us presumed we are chosen, don't we...? Have we made our calling and election sure?

2007-12-03 20:48:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

....if it were practicably possible, you should only be able to buy a dog from a licenced and reputable breeder or rehoming centre and that in order to qualify for a dog you have to take a test?
Like a driving test only perhaps not that complex, but to be able to answer the basics of responsible dog ownership.

2007-12-03 20:48:37 · 56 answers · asked by Scoundy 6 in Dogs

I'm only asking it like that because i'm soooooo happy right now, i hav'nt dated in about 10 and a half years so its a jokey/serious question lol

2007-12-03 20:48:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

i do not agree that 9/11 was an inside job. Only because, George W. Bush was not included in the conspiracy. do you agree?

2007-12-03 20:48:08 · 8 answers · asked by The Nihilist 3 in Law & Ethics

from a woman after you sent her flowers, email and call her?

2007-12-03 20:47:54 · 11 answers · asked by rockwynd1 2 in Singles & Dating

my dad hits me, and it hurts, :(.

i need to deflect a punch effectively, and if possible, hurt the puncher in the process..

2007-12-03 20:47:52 · 10 answers · asked by Spring is Awesome 1 in Martial Arts

and why?

2007-12-03 20:47:22 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-12-03 20:47:09 · 20 answers · asked by ? 4 in Religion & Spirituality

The logic behind this claim:
-Under invasion from barbarians
-Military overextension
-Rapid decline in the value of our currency (-30% since 9/11)
-Outstanding deficits (the largest in history by far from which we could never recover) and citizen reliance on credit
-Bush may mark the beginning of a trend in "Bad Presidents" similar to the Romans' era of "Bad Emperors". Many historians compare Bush to Nero.
-A decrease in the world's willingness to give us special treatment or accept intrusive aid
-A shift from unilateral to multilateral systems in the global political scene
-"American" businesses are increasingly dependent on the international economy, outsourcing many jobs.
-Import vs. Export ratio is quite unfavorable (high imports, low exports)
-Rise in the Euro's value has people wondering about the future of the USD in the international market
-Most of the world dislikes America or fears America.
-Decline in the quality of education in America, as well as Standard of Living.

2007-12-03 20:46:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in History