All categories - 29 November 2007

well, its kind of an in joke, that we've making as many hooker jokes & refernces as we can, coz we're going to a costume party as hookers, and i wanted to do a little book thing with pics from that night, and hooker jokes, and give it to my friend, whos moving away soon... buti dont know very many hooker jokes that are actually funny, and theyre kinda hard to find on google... if any of you know any, that would be soooo great.
thanks heaps.
xxxoxxx

2007-11-29 20:06:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-29 20:06:33 · 26 answers · asked by chidambaram k 6 in Homework Help

One song that is stuck in my head currently is by the spill canvas called connect the dots. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuiu4sRgPh8

2007-11-29 20:06:21 · 19 answers · asked by sweety 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-29 20:06:12 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

OK I am looking for an Idiot's Guide.

When talking about Global Warming what is a theory? What is a Hypothesis?

Please explain what they are and give an example.

2007-11-29 20:05:56 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Global Warming

I have a classic 160gb version. The battery is supposed to last up to 40 hours playing music. However, the battery completely drains after about 5 hours. Why is that? Have my back light settings set to turn off after 5 seconds, which can be a pain in the butt at times, but that didn't help the battery life very much. What can I do to make my ipod battery last longer? I hate having to charge it every other day.

2007-11-29 20:05:33 · 2 answers · asked by Chachee 4 in Music & Music Players

I found an site on this forum but I cant find it now :[

Its for converting youtube videos to mp4 for an IPod video and you can choose to just add the youtube URL.

It starts with a z, does anybody have a link to it? I cant remember it. ><

2007-11-29 20:04:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music & Music Players

I know I don't want to get a 'boyfriend' but right now it's very painful to get over him.
He threatens suicide (but never has in the 13 years, btw that's how he got me to marry him) He spends out of control when he's stressed (on stupid crap, nothing useful) He can't have an intelligent arguement (always storms out during time for him to account for himself) It's not like he does anything around the house, and what he earns HE SPENDS on HIMSELF. He says trying to get me in the mood is too much work (always WAITS for me to engage...ALWAYS) though it's never too much work to hack my email, research sites I've been (yahoo answers...wooo I'm a bad girl!).
The caliber of this guy is about 10years old.

I dunno, is getting a boyfriend to help ease the pain the only way to feel like a woman again?

2007-11-29 20:04:35 · 4 answers · asked by Xanadu 5 in Marriage & Divorce

The English and Scots were hard at it - battle I mean and each army had chosen one of two hills above a glen which they would fight in in the morning.

On their respective hills they prepared for the morning battle, but when morning came there was a fog so thick, they could barely see their own comrades on the hill than endeavour to find their enemies in the even thicker fog down below.

The English general was mulling the situation when he hears a Scottish voice coming up from the glen

"Wan Scotsman can beat two Englishmen" the voice said menacingly. The general despatched two of his top lads down into the fog. They never returned.

A few minutes later, the voice came again, "Wan Scotsman can beat ten Englishmen" The general despatched ten of his top lads down into the fog. They too never returned.

A few minutes later again, the voice came menacingly, "Wan Scotsman can beat FIFTY Englishmen" The general, much irritated despatched fifty more of his top troops down into the fog. They never returned either.

Just as before, the voice came even more menacingly, "Wan Scotsman can beat ONE HUNDRED Englishmen" The general, beside himself with rage, ordered 100 troops down into the fog. Despairingly, they never returned either.

Except one, who came crawling up the hill, bloodied and near to expiry

"It's a trick sir, a trick....



there's TWO of them!"

2007-11-29 20:04:11 · 20 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

how?

2007-11-29 20:04:09 · 18 answers · asked by ajde_ana 2 in Government

Oprah Winfrey or Ellen Degeneres? And why?

2007-11-29 20:03:50 · 17 answers · asked by Helen 4 in Polls & Surveys

OK, I am asking for an Idiot's Guide.

When people talk about a Consensus on Global Warming, how do they define consensus?

How many people? Who? What %? When is it a Consensus when talking about Global Warming?

2007-11-29 20:03:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Global Warming

Actually... To Be Honest I Don't Really Have An Ego. But Well, Jesse Told Me To Do This Again, So I'm Going To.
Rate Me,
Tell Me Straight,
Whatever.
http://bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?MemberId=5015747473&PhotoAlbumId=6124200412&PhotoId=6236554740

or

http://apps.facebook.com/hotornot/?id=569934950

or

http://www.guessmyage.net/index.php?us=2281

Feel Free To Be As Harsh As You Want.

2007-11-29 20:02:13 · 7 answers · asked by Bambi 2 in Polls & Surveys

or other Books?

2007-11-29 20:02:09 · 49 answers · asked by j_emmans 6 in Religion & Spirituality

...or was there some sort of order in which each were plased on the list?

2007-11-29 20:02:04 · 7 answers · asked by Skippy 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I once watched this cartoon...i have no idea what it was called, it was about 4 or 5 Dinosaurs, they were all different colors and each one had different strengths. One used strong feet and the other had a strong tail the other one teeth. i don't know what its called!

Help!

2007-11-29 20:01:39 · 11 answers · asked by Eskimo Lee 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-11-29 20:01:34 · 4 answers · asked by faron_jns 1 in Renting & Real Estate

2007-11-29 20:01:33 · 16 answers · asked by ells 4 in Cooking & Recipes

Sad but inevitable to see the various Liberal losers pointing the finger at all in their party, except themselves isn't it?

Pete seems to be the latest and I'm sure, not the last.

See link below:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22849711-29277,00.html

2007-11-29 20:01:24 · 4 answers · asked by Kay P 3 in Politics

how she looks

2007-11-29 20:00:39 · 9 answers · asked by Sporadic 4 in Singles & Dating

ok well my girlfriend sometimes text and calls this guy when ever im not around. they've known each other longer than i have known her. her friend just had a baby and i guess she thinks figures im not going. so when she was working she had left her phone in the car and im in there as well waiting for her to get out. i thought i'd check out her calls and texts since she always checks mines since i dont ever mind since i have nothing to hide. i go through this one text and she is inviting that guy for lunch on her day off for when she goes to visit her friend and the newborn. what ive noticed is that she always initiates the calls and text to this guy first. she already knows that i do not like this but afterward its like i never told her which i think is disrespectful. HOWEVER, i need some generalized opinions and thoughts to mediate this situation so that i know im being fair about this. i dont do any of these things myself, mind you. why am i not invited and why doesnt she tell me?

2007-11-29 20:00:32 · 15 answers · asked by gumby 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-11-29 20:00:31 · 12 answers · asked by You were adopted 2 in Polls & Surveys

Why or why not?

2007-11-29 20:00:24 · 7 answers · asked by ǝɯɐuɹǝsn ɔıɹǝuǝƃ 3 in Other - Home & Garden

When did you decide to become a true christian and why? How do you feel about athiests? Please don't tell me you were born that way, because we still have choices. By the way, I do believe in God, so please no bashing.
Have you ever witnessed a miracle from God?

2007-11-29 20:00:19 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Religion & Spirituality

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/pressass/20071130/tuk-family-finally-laying-vicky-to-rest-6323e80_1.html
I hope she can now rest in peace.
My thoughts are with her family xx

2007-11-29 20:00:01 · 8 answers · asked by x Queen Bee x 3 in Current Events

2007-11-29 19:59:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Air Travel

Research shows that when the drinking age was 20, eighteen-year-old boy and girls were already sneaking into pubs and clubs, getting drunk and causing grief under the influence of alcohol. With the government putting the age down to eighteen it's going to encourage sixteen and seventeen year olds to sneak in and out of clubs and pubs. I mean they think they're tough without alcohol and man when they're drunk they believe they're the toughest things on earth. So my advice is “Don’t drink alcohol”. ......................................................???

2007-11-29 19:59:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

We all use phenyl to wash our houses.It is a disinfectent and gives a pleasant smell..

2007-11-29 19:59:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anthony D 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

2007-11-29 19:59:28 · 15 answers · asked by mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 7 in Polls & Surveys