well, its kind of an in joke, that we've making as many hooker jokes & refernces as we can, coz we're going to a costume party as hookers, and i wanted to do a little book thing with pics from that night, and hooker jokes, and give it to my friend, whos moving away soon... buti dont know very many hooker jokes that are actually funny, and theyre kinda hard to find on google... if any of you know any, that would be soooo great.
thanks heaps.
xxxoxxx
2007-11-29 20:06:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You've probably got this one - one of my favs.
Man gets on train and into a carriage with a beautiful girl in it.
Train goes for some while, enters a tunnel where it breaks down. They get talking.
After while the guy says "If I offered you £5,000 would you sleep with me?" Girl thinks a few seconds, smiles and says, "Yes I would"
He then says, "I have only £5, would you sleep with me for that?"
Girl, very angry - "Of course not. What do you think I am?"
Man "I thought we'd established that and were just haggling over the price!"
2007-11-29 20:11:47 · answer #1 · answered by Veronica Alicia 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
http://jokes4all.net/jokes/prostitutes/jokes.html
http://www.thejokeyard.com/hooker_jokes/index.html
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_332.htm
This sounds a little weird to me but whatever! Have Fun
2007-11-30 04:09:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
alternative i am just jump in
2007-11-30 04:14:14 · answer #3 · answered by sundeep 9732 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋