All categories - 27 November 2007

A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.

The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Stevie, wanna play house?"

He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"

The girl replies, "I want you to communicate."

He says to her, "that word is too big. I have no idea what it means."

The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband."

2007-11-27 02:33:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know one of my people, friends, contact has to know this! I need the lyrics to this song, "BROKEN DOWN IN TINY PIECES" by Billy [crash[ Craddock. and just maybe where I can listen to it??? I looked in as many sites as I could think of, and can't find it.

2007-11-27 02:33:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-27 02:32:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

*****
Cafe Euwaite

Neon OPEN sign tilts in the window,
Torn green umbrella, flower pots empty,
Café Macabre lunchtime special prices,

Remade soup d’jour, chilled bat brain compote,
Salad of new mown hay with salt water,
Mocha Represso, bad telling tea leaves,

Nameless meat sandwiched with wilted lettuce,
Condiments thick red, flavorless mustard,
Jellied desert, brown mounded form,

How much, the tab for this indigestion?
And the tip for the author, “Find a profession.”

*****

2007-11-27 02:32:33 · 10 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6 in Poetry

Male?
Female?

2007-11-27 02:32:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

2007-11-27 02:32:29 · 5 answers · asked by thursday84 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

I went to the doctor today to get a test done and the nurse giving me the shot didn't wear gloves. I'm phobic of HIV. Terrified!!!! Shouldn't she have worn gloves? Should I freak out? I never look when I get a shot. What is she stuck herself? Is this just my anxiety/ phobia?

2007-11-27 02:32:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Infectious Diseases

if i get a rental car with insurance and i just happen to have a head on collisions with another rental car. with insurance. will i be covered?

2007-11-27 02:32:26 · 0 answers · asked by motokid5000 2 in Insurance & Registration

I've been playing the Kingdom Reborn client for some time now, but now I have a few questions.

1.) As of today (11/27/07) is anyone else experiencing a failure at login?

2.) Guilds- I'd like to join one that's not too heavy into RP, but helps out new and needy (not wanting) players. Any suggestions? Two characters I have at a Human Crafter (tailor,lumberjack,tinkerer, carpenter) and the other is an Elven Paladin/Samurai Archer.

3.) Are there any real active ENGLISH communities out there? There's a lot of Russian sites, but I'm not fluent in Russian.

2007-11-27 02:31:43 · 3 answers · asked by Guma Kawauso 4 in Video & Online Games

2007-11-27 02:31:39 · 6 answers · asked by ace 1 in Desktops

2007-11-27 02:31:36 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

any complaints or concerns or is it grand?

2007-11-27 02:31:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

My husband wants me to tell him what I want. I really dont want anything in particular, does anyone have any suggestions?

Nothing dirty, ok? I am looking for suggestions that would be ok for me to unwrap in front of the family.

2007-11-27 02:31:31 · 13 answers · asked by Me 2 in Marriage & Divorce

I have a Bsc degree in civil engineering with 90% grade from the middle east and my TOEFL score is 520 and no GMAT.
looking for MBA admission from accreddit university ?

2007-11-27 02:31:29 · 3 answers · asked by samer s 1 in Studying Abroad

2007-11-27 02:31:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Alternative Medicine

i am doing a game, a car has to be drag through a coarse and not touch the barriers.
but how can i move the car by picking it up witht he mouse and then draging it, as you would go outside slideshow.

2007-11-27 02:31:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

Do you seriously believe that the United States was founded upon Christianity? When the reason we broke off from England was because of not having relgious freedom AND because of the high taxes, not just the taxes?

2007-11-27 02:30:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Can spirits lift objects? Can they feel pain? Can they see, hear, taste, smell and touch? Can they see each other? If yes, then what's the difference? How could you tell you were a spirit?

2007-11-27 02:30:46 · 12 answers · asked by Meat Bot 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-27 02:30:42 · 13 answers · asked by surfsideup11 2 in Video & Online Games

Well, He doesn't need to appear in dozen of commercials, or SNL
He doesn't need to date Super Models, or Pop Star Princesses
All he have done through out his career is going out there and playing the game.

2007-11-27 02:30:42 · 16 answers · asked by atmadick 5 in Football (American)

A Frenchman, a German, an Englishman and an Australian were discussing their sexual prowess. The French guy said ‘When I make love to my Mimi she is so affected by my wonderful love making that when we are finished her body rises, quivering, ten centimetres above the bed ‘ The German answered, ‘Das ist notting, wenn I make ze loff to my Marlene, wenn we are finished she rises 25 centimetres over ze bed.’ The Englishman smiles and says, ‘Oh I say old chap, that’s pathetic, when I make love to my Penelope, she is so affected that she rises exactly one yard over the bed and her body shakes with pure delight.’’ The Australian shakes his head and says ‘That’s nothing cobbers, when I finish making love to my Sheila, I leap off the bed, wipe my dick on the curtains and she goes through the bloody roof!’

2007-11-27 02:30:38 · 17 answers · asked by Rainman 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-27 02:30:29 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Will they ever make a battery that will never go out....ever?
Or will we just keep having to buy more ~_~

2007-11-27 02:30:26 · 4 answers · asked by taniaess 5 in Other - Electronics

2007-11-27 02:30:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anand D 1 in Programming & Design

A book that has never before been 'made' into a movie, but you would watch if they filmed it as close to the book as possible?

2007-11-27 02:30:24 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Senior Citizens

I hate to see such a talent pass away in such a brutal manner. How are you Redskins fans coping?

2007-11-27 02:30:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

2007-11-27 02:29:54 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music & Music Players

Greed? Not cost effective? Slow system?

2007-11-27 02:29:50 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

For example a gaming site and without downloading anything from that web site?

2007-11-27 02:29:45 · 10 answers · asked by Louise H 3 in Programming & Design