All categories - 24 November 2007

There's this young couple, Louise and Al, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't getting any sex. Just about every night hubby comes home, has a shower, gets changed and goes down to the pub. She's getting increasingly rampant as the days go on,
but each night she is disappointed.

Al comes home every night completely hammered and unfit for sexual activity. One particular night when Al gets in from work, Louise is seated provocatively on the sofa, wearing the skimpiest dress she has, suspenders, stockings, and very sexy lace panties and bra.

As is always the case, Al comes home runs upstairs, gets ready and goes to the pub. Once again Louise is rejected, so she sits back with a bottle of wine to console herself. Then at 11 pm (well before normal) she hears Al coming up the driveway and opening the front door. Louise re-adopts her sexually provocative pose on the sofa and to her surprise, Al's first words are, "Right woman, get upstairs - into the bedroom."

"YES!" she says under her breath as she runs upstairs, "This is the night, I'm gonna get some!"

When Louise reaches the bedroom, she removes her outer garments and sits on the edge of the bed in her black lace panties - ready for Al, as he stomps up the stairs. As Al pushes the bedroom door open he says, "Right, now get your clothes off!"

Louise doesn't need telling twice, it's off with everything. "Now get over in front of the mirror..,"

"Kinky!" she thinks. "Great!"

"and do a handstand..."

"Oh god, I've been waiting for this for ages," thinks Louise...

Al walks over to Louise, parts her legs and places his chin in her crotch... "Perhaps the guys at the bar were right, a beard would suit me!"

2007-11-24 20:17:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

to think we are having a good time?

2007-11-24 20:17:26 · 12 answers · asked by AnnieG 4 in Other - Arts & Humanities

2007-11-24 20:17:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

she almost died trying to kill her self,,,thinking she will meet him in heaven....my mom has many grandchildren, and us,her childrren..we are close. we do stick by her, but this does not seem to matter.............she is into jesus more then ever.....nothing helps....

2007-11-24 20:17:01 · 13 answers · asked by angie babe 2 in Family

I would just like to know has anyone ever worked as a dishwasher in a restaurant and whats it really like? Is it really bad?

2007-11-24 20:16:56 · 6 answers · asked by cire229 2 in Other - Dining Out

In these days of sexual equality, you can be either.

2007-11-24 20:16:34 · 29 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

I work for a commercial real estate firm. It is a cool job with one big exception, my boss. This jerk makes my life miserable.This week, we had a company Thanksgiving party at a hotel. Nearly everyone showed up with a date except for me. My girlfriend had dumped me last week . She had caught me sleeping with another woman whom I had just met at a club. I was standing at the bar trying to get as loaded as I possibly could on the company's tab when I saw the same girl my girlfriend caught me with last week. I was just about to approach her when the boss stepped in front of me to introduce me to that woman. She was his wife! We both thought we played it off well, like two complete strangers. Later that evening when the boss was busy getting his butt kissed by his employees, his wife and I snuck out to my car for a romp. Little did we know, he was on to us. We were barely started when he came pounding on my windshield threatening to end my life. Well, two things ended that night, my career with his company, and his marriage to his wife. almost 1 week later, and I still sleep with his gold-digger, ex-wife, who is trying to yet again to get engaged with another rich man.Is what i im doing wrong?And is there any chance i could get my job back?

2007-11-24 20:16:24 · 26 answers · asked by Jim5446 1 in Etiquette

leave church on Sunday morning and head directly to the closest mall to shop. Isn't that going against the teachings of their religion?

2007-11-24 20:16:06 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I have heard that there is software you can use to copy DVD's that are copyright protected. If this is correct then what is the software called

2007-11-24 20:15:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

eBay has upgraded listing items to make it easier, but now I can't seem to to figure out how to insert my html on my listings. It only gives you the option of putting Rich Text.

I want to insert my HTML in the box and when I try, it shows the codes on the page.

Help???

Thanks :)

2007-11-24 20:15:25 · 6 answers · asked by juicy j 2 in Programming & Design

I need to get some ether for an expeirment for making freebase cocaine

2007-11-24 20:15:11 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

No???? Neither am I!

2007-11-24 20:15:08 · 59 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

Why is a barrel of gasoline at 98 dollars but the price of the pump is still less then when Katrina hit and a barrel of gasoline was much cheaper?

2007-11-24 20:15:07 · 3 answers · asked by dustyn12 3 in Other - Cars & Transportation

I just wanna to make a private share folder between me and my assistant in the Network and i don't wanna any body else to access the folder.
any suggestion plz!!!

Regards,
Najib

2007-11-24 20:14:15 · 3 answers · asked by hi2ulovely 2 in Computer Networking

2007-11-24 20:13:58 · 20 answers · asked by otigan 2 in Elections

2007-11-24 20:13:56 · 21 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Philosophy

that sounds fun :p

2007-11-24 20:13:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

tell me about all these things, i have a test tomorrow!

1- Covalent bonds (a)-sharing of electrons
(b)-single and multiple bonds
(c)-polar and nonpolar bonds

2- it says to be able to use tools to name a compound..
I dont get it, give me some examples..!

3- Metallic bonds and properties of metals - compare to ionic bonds

Thank you for your time :-)

2007-11-24 20:12:54 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

its been there no longer than a week

2007-11-24 20:12:50 · 29 answers · asked by bc429 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

2007-11-24 20:12:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

2007-11-24 20:12:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

If I ever have the money, I am seriously considering taking one out then I can have everything I want and no-one can object at the bad taste. I'm thinking .......

They're Coming To Take Me Away - Ha Ha/ Womble Up The Rubbish (and put it in the bin) for music .......

Neon green balloons lining the aisle

An open coffin with my arms protruding and sparklers stuck in my rigor mortis stricken mitts

2007-11-24 20:12:31 · 20 answers · asked by elflaeda 7 in Polls & Surveys

pie

2007-11-24 20:12:26 · 27 answers · asked by CanadianGorillaFudgeWithTacos!!! 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-24 20:12:19 · 2 answers · asked by bboy244 3 in Government & Non-Profit

i took interview in mcdonalds and now he called me so i went there and they gave me uniform and i watched vidio for 1 and half hour so now i m select or nor? and how much pay they will be given to me? my age is 23 and they gave me training and then after he didn't call me so thats why i m nervous?they gave me training then when he will call me?

2007-11-24 20:12:19 · 1 answers · asked by pinal p 1 in Fast Food

letter "e"!! what am i??

2007-11-24 20:12:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

~thank you~

RoChEr

2007-11-24 20:11:44 · 8 answers · asked by RoChEr 5 in Polls & Surveys

For a graphics card, I need to know i it delivers 400w or 350w or 500w etc..

2007-11-24 20:10:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Add-ons

.... 6" 4' 190 Lbs well muscled with a thin waistline. Blue eye, sexy lips, 7 inch long straight blonde hair. Endowed to say the least. However I got into a car accident 2 years ago and had to have my appendix, and one of my eyes removed as a result. This makes it appear that my right eye is constantly staring, unfortunately the muscles in my right ocular cavity were removed as well and my eye will relax and role down word making it appear as if I am staring at womens chest. Question for women (Gay guys too) would this be a serious issue in dating?

2007-11-24 20:10:52 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating