All categories - 23 November 2007

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ****!"

The Teacher fainted

2007-11-23 02:00:19 · 18 answers · asked by jatin 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I want to buy an electric mixer for home use but want to know about horsepower.

2007-11-23 02:00:15 · 2 answers · asked by Bible Teacher 1 in Other - Home & Garden

Haha for those of you who are over 21, you might be laughing. Or maybe you felt my pain at one point or another. But I know that I like wine and I know that I like my rum and coke and my margaritas...but how do I branch out and order new drinks? How do I know that to order?I don't even know the difference between red wine, white wine and all the various other types..like chardonay or anything! Same goes with alcohol...whiskey, rum, etc. How do you figure this out??

My 21st bday is in 2 weeks!

2007-11-23 02:00:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

I realize that this is very subjective, but let's give it a try.

1. From the halls of Montezuma to the ________
2. Off we go into the ____________
3. Semper ______
4. Oh, say can you see by the ________

2007-11-23 01:59:42 · 4 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Words & Wordplay

Hey does anyone know were I could get free video likes ineed2pee and stuff like that. Not trailer, but actual clips?
thanks
Coop

2007-11-23 01:59:34 · 0 answers · asked by Coop 4 in TiVO & DVRs

4rs-25s^2/2rs+3rs-20s^2

2007-11-23 01:59:09 · 3 answers · asked by Kat 1 in Mathematics

-They are both young white males
-They both play for pittsburgh
-When they have a good day, its a damn good day
-When they have a bad day....well its better not to talk about those right?

what do you think

2007-11-23 01:59:06 · 8 answers · asked by shotgunmerc 4 in Hockey

As we all know, ATX power supply is supplied to ATX motherboard.

But, besides ATX motherboard, which form factor can also use ATX power supply?

BTW, what power supply does Flex-ATX, DTX, or Mini-ITX form factor use?

2007-11-23 01:59:03 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

I will use this computer with Windows XP and I will use Microsoft Word just for school work. What are the parts that I will need for my computer (I really mean like the parts that you would reccomend). I would like to not have to spend over $1,000 but I don't need the best either.

2007-11-23 01:59:00 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers

hey everbody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-11-23 01:58:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Country

would there even be a TNA?

2007-11-23 01:58:39 · 17 answers · asked by MAF1113 6 in Wrestling

Age...
Family / Parents......
Country....
Religion....
Money....
Confusion....
One sided love.....

2007-11-23 01:58:33 · 23 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4 in Polls & Surveys

I believe it did...

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0969/


Check out Voltron!

2007-11-23 01:58:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

people always think we look like sisters or twins but i dont see it. do u??


http://a31.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/103/l_baae8c3563f598cf3da3e03a0d8c4706.jpg

2007-11-23 01:58:19 · 24 answers · asked by lindsey 2 in Polls & Surveys

I understand that they are less lethal than bullets, but come on! I keep seeing these officers tasering people like its nothing and at times when it seems in the most inappropriate situations. Don't get me wrong, I applaud our officers for their hard work trying to keep us safe, but perhaps some additional training is needed on this tool. If you are that afraid that you feel you need to reach for the taser or pepper spray at the getgo, perhaps it is time to get a different job. Am I wrong??

2007-11-23 01:56:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

did you have in the past, thinking they were cool or unique, only to feel later they were simply lame?(for eg. tattoos, or a "cool" haircut)..did you ever regret following those fads?

2007-11-23 01:56:55 · 4 answers · asked by Lamya 6 in Polls & Surveys

:) xx

2007-11-23 01:56:37 · 73 answers · asked by Miss Notorious 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 01:56:33 · 17 answers · asked by Vick (Philadelphia Phreedom) 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-23 01:56:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Commuting

2007-11-23 01:55:53 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

Have any of you ever heard of lexington? Well my second cousin lives there. What do you think of it?

2007-11-23 01:55:46 · 5 answers · asked by Whatupdawg 3 in Boston

Just give a yes or no answer,who thinks the embargo on Cuba should be lifted? Can I remind you that the USA has no embargo on Communist China,Communist Vietnam (Where over 58,000 US Soldiers Dies),Cuba is not a threat to the USA,and no one wants thousands of cuban refugees to flood the USA.This embargo has been around for 45 years and it serves no purpose at all.

2007-11-23 01:55:07 · 2 answers · asked by enigma 2 in Current Events

Mine was a huge barbie house with all the furniture

2007-11-23 01:54:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

im almost sure i saw a ghost! about 1 hr after i looked up at the light and there was like what looked like smoke around it, was this an illusion or anyone had a similiar experience?

2007-11-23 01:54:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

2007-11-23 01:54:16 · 35 answers · asked by redbow 1 in Singles & Dating

I was told it was from a wound,and it could either be drained by a vet, or can pop on it's own. I would like to know how safe it is to allow it to pop on it's own, or any other information you may know about the condition as a whole.

2007-11-23 01:54:02 · 9 answers · asked by Mr Scott 1 in Cats

Why is it that we spend so much time arguing over how the Universe came into being? At a bare minimum, it happened millions of years ago. Why not focus on what we can do to improve our world today, and for the future? What makes the subject so all-fired important to you personally?

2007-11-23 01:53:48 · 30 answers · asked by Katie Short, Atheati Princess 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-23 01:53:25 · 3 answers · asked by mshiv83413 1 in Pain & Pain Management

Who can I benefit more from if I wanted to serve my country?

2007-11-23 01:53:17 · 18 answers · asked by longhornscafe69 2 in Military

Is it wine?

And if it isn't what number in the list would wine place, e.g. 2nd, 3rd etc.

2007-11-23 01:53:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits