All categories - 19 November 2007

2007-11-19 21:54:56 · 10 answers · asked by prasunkuls 2 in Other - Entertainment

Okay...
I'm 14, I found that my friends's dick ic bigger and longger...( 17 cm long and 6 inch in circle) and (15 cm long and 4.5 in circle)... mine is 5.2 inch long... does it seems normal to you??

2007-11-19 21:54:54 · 9 answers · asked by systar_sachikawa 1 in Men's Health

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Catch
Catch who?
Do you need a Kleenex?

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Oswald
Oswald who?
Oswald my gum

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carry my books please

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Summer
Summer who?
Summer here and some are there


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sacha
Sacha who?
Sacha lot of questions

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott
Abbott who?
Abbott time you opened this door

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don't go who they go moo


Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive here so let me in!

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Ivor
Ivor who?
Ivor message for you


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbey
Abbey who?
Abbey stung me on the nose

2007-11-19 21:54:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-19 21:54:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My daughter and her friend are, the act is good too, might get through.
Anyone else?

2007-11-19 21:54:27 · 5 answers · asked by !Lady Stormy! 5 in Reality Television

Is it instinct or economics? What drives the conflict? Is there a general problem, or is there a complex culture intervening (in the western culture)?

2007-11-19 21:54:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

Okay, so that I hear you correctly...Catholics Venerate Mary and the Saints? Did I read that correctly?

Well, I looked up venerate:
"[Origin: 1615–25; < L venerātus, ptp. of venerārī to solicit the goodwill of (a god), worship, revere, v. deriv. of vener-, s. of venus, presumably in its original sense “desire”;" --

"To regard with respect, reverence, or heartfelt deference."--American Heritage Dictionary

"regard with feelings of respect and reverence; consider hallowed or exalted or be in awe of;" ---WordNet

To me, it doesn't sound like venerate is any better. Veneration also carries the idea of worship as well. Again, Catholics will not call Mary God, but they do indeed solicit her for help. And it also appears that Catholics consider Mary to be hallowed or exalted and the do stand, kneel, or bow in awe of her.

Please correct me if I am wrong...

2007-11-19 21:53:31 · 12 answers · asked by mrsencere 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Hello Friendly knowledgeable ones,
I am out to find a new laptop. I have limited funds to purchase this laptop, so, like most, I'm always out to save some money. I've spent some time searching about computers and finally understand what everything means, I think. This is what I've got,
1. RAM: It's good to have one or two GB of RAM to access memory with speed, but RAM can always be increased with cheap upgrades.
2. Hard Drive: It's good to have a large hard drive to store memory. For me, I don't need a whole lot. I don't play video games, and I don't download movies. I think 60/80 GB. And they can be increased right? (am I on the right track...?)

But the third spec, Processors, baffles me. I now know that the Intel Core 2 Duo is the best, because it uses the two processors to work harmoniously (???), but is it necessary for me? I'll only be using this computer for essays and the internet and youtube, do I really need a Core 2 duo? What about the dual? or pentium? or even the Centrino?

2007-11-19 21:53:28 · 5 answers · asked by Daniel 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

please hook me up with some stars guys!

2007-11-19 21:53:27 · 8 answers · asked by SHOCKWAVE 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Do you love walking a bit?

2007-11-19 21:53:07 · 4 answers · asked by skinnyribcage 2 in Other - Entertainment

An English man Sir Dave of Trafford, an American Rockabilly Phllip Paul and an Scottish man Marky are caught as spies in Spain, and sent to be executed by firing squad.

First, the English man is led out and placed against the wall. The squad captain says "Ready ... Aim ..." and Sir Dave yells out "Tidal wave!"

Everyone panics, looking around for the tidal wave, and in the confusion, Sir Dave escapes.

Next they grab the American, and put him against the wall. Again, the captain says "Ready ... Aim ..."and Rockabilly yells out "Tornado!" Everyone ducks, looking around for the tornado, and in the confusion, the Rockabilly escapes.

This time, two guys grab the Scottish man by the arms and throw him against the wall, and the captain quickly shouts "Ready ... Aim ..."and Marky even more quickly yells "Fire!"

2007-11-19 21:52:59 · 11 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the back of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

2007-11-19 21:52:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what is that annoys you the most of your boyfriend's deeds..... and what is that deed that makes you love him a lot..

2007-11-19 21:52:25 · 3 answers · asked by stephenschitra 1 in Friends

Sorry to repost, its just that no one can give me a good answer. hey, my gf was skinny and hot when we met, now 7 months later she is getting big. She is getting way to fat, way to fast. She is not pregnant, so don't ask. I mean, what gives women the right to just stop taking care of themselves when they find a man? I still go to the gym 3 times a week and lift. I look good. She has gone from a size 3 to a size 8!!! WTF! And then she dares ask me if she looks fat....i tell her the truth, and she gets all mad at me and cries. She used to wear sexy jeans and skirts, now all she wears is fat *** "juicy" sweat pants and sweat shirts. Am i being unfair? should i dump her? whats the deal guys?

2007-11-19 21:52:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-11-19 21:52:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

i have a 1970 dodge charger coming along very well in its restoration. but currently, i have no fuel system. i am not going to get the original gas tank that year one offers, in stead i want to go with a 20 gallon aluminum fuel cell that summit racing offers. but... i noticed a lot of things. in the picture, it shows 2 fittings coming off of the sump, and 2 fittings on the top of the cell im guessing for ventilation? anyways, i need to know where these two -8AN fittings go to. i mean obviously, i need one of them to run to a hose, to a "in-line" filter, to an aluminum line, to another hose and to the fuel pump right? well, i need to know what size aluminum fuel line i need is it 3/8"? 5/8"? etc.. and i need to know why there is 2 fittings on the fuel cell instead of just one? im all new to this and before i spend 350 bucks i just want to know exactly what i need. if anyone can give me a list of the stuff, id appreciate it. [fittings, line, etc..] im running a mopar 383 stock.thnx

2007-11-19 21:52:02 · 1 answers · asked by blank 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-11-19 21:51:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-11-19 21:51:47 · 19 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

I only have 1 child period! and thats my 22yr old son,He recently told me that he took the test to join the air force.He expressed that he was just tired of working dead end jobs and wanted to go to college to better himself and that the air force would pay.Well my major concern is the war thats going on in iraq.What is his chances on being shipped over there??
If anyone has a clue please let me know thank you!

2007-11-19 21:51:37 · 23 answers · asked by Tluvly J 1 in Military

what does he mean??

2007-11-19 21:51:35 · 44 answers · asked by Loli 2 in Singles & Dating

What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!

Where does a sheep get a haircut?
A: At the Baa Baa shop!

What do you call a cow that won't give milk?
A: A Milk Dud

What animal makes the most of its food?
A: The giraffe~ It makes a little go a long way


What kind of ant is good at math?
A: An accountant

What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A: A pachydermatologist


Why do elephants have cracks between their toes?
A: To carry their library cards

What do you call a frog stuck in the mud?
A: Unhoppy

2007-11-19 21:51:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-19 21:51:24 · 3 answers · asked by criminal justice 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

I have recently put an induction kit onto my car and it was running fine. when starting it this morning its jumps and keeps stalling. think some water must have got in. but once it gets going its fine. what should i do?

2007-11-19 21:51:12 · 1 answers · asked by thom_michael 1 in Toyota

to be specific, a cd/dvd player with cassette player having the facility to copy my old cassettes to cds.

2007-11-19 21:51:00 · 2 answers · asked by pompa 1 in Other - Electronics

will the need ever end?
is there a place for photographers in the future?

2007-11-19 21:50:37 · 21 answers · asked by taurean_lady06 1 in Photography

as you probably looked at my other questions, there is this boy who has helped me and been there 4 me when ever i needed to talk, he is a good mate and thats all really.......well......as a gift i think i should give him something to say thankyou...but i dont want him to think ' oh my god...what a crazy person' or i dont what him to think anything wrong about me....should i leave it and carry on the way things are?

2007-11-19 21:50:29 · 9 answers · asked by 1234 1 in Friends

2007-11-19 21:50:26 · 28 answers · asked by ♣Kellina♣ 5 in Polls & Surveys

i have a laptop, just out of warranty. it crashed a while ago. now i just have a blinking underscore on a black screen when i turn on the laptop. i think vista wont load and i dont have a recovery cd

2007-11-19 21:50:18 · 5 answers · asked by El Snookerboots 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

O.k so I've been seeing this guy for like..3-4 months and he comes round to mine with his mate so we can go for a walk(all 3), We are about to come to a anarrow bit in the sidewalk as a van has parked real close so in a line - 1st goes his mate then him, then me. Then I break wind but thinking as am at the back he won't smell it, I was soo wrong never just assume things like that as it tends to make a (***) of (U) and (Me).
Anyway just as he smells it he's till walking in front of me then he's about to ask if it was his mate when he realises IT WAS ME!! Please make me feel better am absolutely dreading seeing him again!! Please help!!(It may help if you have any experiences*funny ones*


thanks please take the time to answer
*~ XoXOxo ~*
~ StarDustBitch~

2007-11-19 21:49:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating