What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Where does a sheep get a haircut?
A: At the Baa Baa shop!
What do you call a cow that won't give milk?
A: A Milk Dud
What animal makes the most of its food?
A: The giraffe~ It makes a little go a long way
What kind of ant is good at math?
A: An accountant
What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A: A pachydermatologist
Why do elephants have cracks between their toes?
A: To carry their library cards
What do you call a frog stuck in the mud?
A: Unhoppy
2007-11-19 21:51:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Funny ones Chris.!!!
Cheers man.!!
2007-11-20 10:00:41 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-20 07:54:03 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol pretty good
have a star for the effort
2007-11-20 05:54:50 · answer #3 · answered by blackcat XIII 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jokes are good today. Lol
2007-11-20 11:44:41 · answer #4 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda funny at bits
2007-11-20 05:56:46 · answer #5 · answered by sallyaboulter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute for grade school- oldies but goodies
2007-11-20 06:23:50 · answer #6 · answered by Rai 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - Funny
2007-11-20 11:28:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,10, excellent,star.
2007-11-20 05:57:28 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ones
2007-11-20 06:07:26 · answer #9 · answered by Deepali Naik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha very funny
2007-11-20 06:02:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋