An English man Sir Dave of Trafford, an American Rockabilly Phllip Paul and an Scottish man Marky are caught as spies in Spain, and sent to be executed by firing squad.
First, the English man is led out and placed against the wall. The squad captain says "Ready ... Aim ..." and Sir Dave yells out "Tidal wave!"
Everyone panics, looking around for the tidal wave, and in the confusion, Sir Dave escapes.
Next they grab the American, and put him against the wall. Again, the captain says "Ready ... Aim ..."and Rockabilly yells out "Tornado!" Everyone ducks, looking around for the tornado, and in the confusion, the Rockabilly escapes.
This time, two guys grab the Scottish man by the arms and throw him against the wall, and the captain quickly shouts "Ready ... Aim ..."and Marky even more quickly yells "Fire!"
2007-11-19 21:52:59 · 11 answers · asked by Prof L'Enfant Terrible 6 in Sports ➔ Football ➔ FIFA World Cup (TM)
Best Question goes to . ...
I'll stand in and be that American...
put me out of my misery...
2007-11-20 04:23:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL did i escape??? or did they fire?
Dave and rockabilly are probably away up the hills playing the backpipes for me in commiserations !
2007-11-19 22:09:51 · answer #2 · answered by M4rky d 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Niicce.
2016-05-24 07:33:27 · answer #3 · answered by diann 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DID MY BOY WEE MARKY SURVIVE THE FIRING SQUAD? HAAA AAAH.
2007-11-24 16:05:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like m4rky to me. lol.
2007-11-20 05:19:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, this man has a great sense of homour
2007-11-19 23:28:40 · answer #6 · answered by stardu5t7 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good.
2007-11-19 22:11:41 · answer #7 · answered by DAVE 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha foolish m4rky!!
2007-11-19 22:07:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.............. and probably quite accurate!
2007-11-20 08:58:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
2007-11-19 23:50:38 · answer #10 · answered by Naty:Co-Emperor Has Returned 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋