hmmm. some people told me these jokes, and i think they are pretty good. how about you?
yo mommas so poor, robbers rob her house just for practice
yo mommas so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mommas so old, she knew mr. clean when he had an afro
yo mommas so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
yo mommas breath is so bad, she needs prescription tic-tac
yo mommas so dirty, the Swamp Thing even insisted she take a shower.
yo mommas so fat, she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates.
yo mommas so big, i swerved to miss her, but i ran outta gas
yo mommas so fat, she gets clothes in 3 sizes: extra large, jumbo, and ohmygoditscomingtowardsus!!
yo momma is so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
and this one i thought was extra funny :D
**yo momma so ugly, when she cries, the tears go to the back of her head because they are scared of her face**
me n my friend thought of them. what do you think?
2007-11-06
07:50:42
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