hmmm. some people told me these jokes, and i think they are pretty good. how about you?
yo mommas so poor, robbers rob her house just for practice
yo mommas so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund
yo mommas so old, she knew mr. clean when he had an afro
yo mommas so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
yo mommas breath is so bad, she needs prescription tic-tac
yo mommas so dirty, the Swamp Thing even insisted she take a shower.
yo mommas so fat, she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates.
yo mommas so big, i swerved to miss her, but i ran outta gas
yo mommas so fat, she gets clothes in 3 sizes: extra large, jumbo, and ohmygoditscomingtowardsus!!
yo momma is so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
and this one i thought was extra funny :D
**yo momma so ugly, when she cries, the tears go to the back of her head because they are scared of her face**
me n my friend thought of them. what do you think?
2007-11-06 07:50:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ohmygoditscomingtowardsus!! hahahaha
robbers rob her house for practise (no "just")
I ran outta gas!! roflmao
Mr clean when he had an afro!.......!!!
2007-11-06 08:36:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a couple of good ones there.
Yo momma's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
2007-11-06 18:12:22 · answer #2 · answered by Joe Angus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad. I got a few you might like:
Yo momma's so fat......
....it takes her 2 trips to haul ***
....she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
....when she walks across the room, the RADIO skips
....the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs
I have more but they are a bit off-color
2007-11-06 16:34:17 · answer #3 · answered by Vologulus 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not very good....
You're momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
2007-11-06 16:24:42 · answer #4 · answered by Yoruichi 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yer mama's so fat no matter where you sit in the house your sat next to her
2007-11-06 16:11:18 · answer #5 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm...i guess they ok...i like the 1 w/ the clothing sizes!! good stuff!!
2007-11-06 15:58:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of them are funny.
2007-11-06 15:57:47 · answer #7 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i can guarantee that you and your friends didn't think of all of these. the "quarterback" one is from WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back.
2007-11-06 16:13:08 · answer #8 · answered by Jonas P 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They are so-so.
2007-11-06 15:56:02 · answer #9 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there ok.....
2007-11-06 15:57:52 · answer #10 · answered by Emma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋