All categories - 4 November 2007

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realised that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.


He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need...a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...Size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know? Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see ... Size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache!!!"

New Suit - $400
New Shirt - $36
New Underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

2007-11-04 23:35:20 · 23 answers · asked by Jim 7 in Jokes & Riddles

For example:
You know that smoking is bad, but you don't give up smoking

2007-11-04 23:35:10 · 11 answers · asked by Par 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-04 23:35:08 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

2007-11-04 23:34:54 · 8 answers · asked by Dovey 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-04 23:33:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

My beagles pretty much eat commercial pet food and ive heard a bout a rawfood diet that is supposed to be better for your dog. Is this true?

2007-11-04 23:33:46 · 12 answers · asked by venisse l 1 in Dogs

2007-11-04 23:33:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-04 23:33:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reality Television

2007-11-04 23:33:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

I hear all these people saying they are going away, or taking time for themselves this weekend, and I am starting to get jealous! I havent gone anywhere by myself for time, or holiday, or even with hubby, in 7 years so far.. (and counting!). Are there more moms out there who dont take holidays? (Where are they all?!? lol) Or is taking time away from the fam the 'norm'?

2007-11-04 23:33:07 · 16 answers · asked by Kaaia 2 in Parenting

What do you do? Is it what you want to do, or are you stuck on the commercial bandwagon while your true artistic passion sits on the back-burner?

2007-11-04 23:33:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Painting

2007-11-04 23:32:45 · 23 answers · asked by savetheanimals852 1 in History

I hope that the Yahoo! Answers people will not delete this post because in the first place this is a valid question. I know that many JWs here will be furious with this question but please be considerate and let the public answer. The JW Governing Body predicted the following dates and failed a reason why thousands of JWs around the world left their movement in dismay.

1. 1874 - failed
2. 1878 - failed
3. 1881 - failed
4. 1910 - failed
5. 1914 - failed
6. 1918 - failed
7. 1920 - failed
8. 1925 - failed
9. 1975 - failed
10. 2000 - failed

The JWs will reason that even the disciples asked Jesus as to when the prophecy concerning the last days will take place. (See Luke 21:7) Excuse me. But the disciples asked the question and not prophecy by means of date setting just like what the JW Governing Body did for many years. Before the JW people here petition for the removal of this question, I hope that you will be considerate enough to understand the validity of my question. Think about it.

2007-11-04 23:32:42 · 16 answers · asked by Justyn M. 1 in Religion & Spirituality

what is the differences as in like beliefs because because my friends "crush" cant go out with her because his parents said that she is cathlic and he is christian..... i didnt even kno they were different.....

2007-11-04 23:32:34 · 16 answers · asked by Dorothy 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-04 23:32:32 · 7 answers · asked by the only booboobear 4 in Hobbies & Crafts

Hillary say's it's practical to ignore imigration laws to give "undocumented workers" drivers license, so why stop there...anyone have any other laws we should ignore because they are unpractical? I will start...how about the national speed limit...?

2007-11-04 23:32:06 · 8 answers · asked by BigScotter 2 in Law & Ethics

2007-11-04 23:31:59 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

For some that wont be hard. How do you tell if a person on here is experienced of not?

2007-11-04 23:31:24 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

Israel has been killing and torturing thousands of Palestinians and theyve been taking more and more of their land..gets me thinking maybe if Iran had Nukes it would slow down the brutal and inhumane treatment the Israelies are dishing out to the Palestinians
how is it fair for Israel to bully the whole middle east with their nuclear prowess, while all of the others are sitting completely helpless, if the western world is so scared of the Arabic middle east becoming armed with nukes, then disarm Israel and stop helping them slaughter the Palestinians,our Zionist owned news's media keeps harping on suicide bombers, while Israel stays back 20 miles or so and sends in American made missiles to kill and maim them ,
then call them cowards, some thing is damned sure wrong with this picture!!!!!!!
Imagine Native Americans take the USA and wed all be forced to move to Canada and Mexico...this isnt fair!

2007-11-04 23:31:19 · 17 answers · asked by Brutal Honesty! 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-11-04 23:30:51 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You all have a wownderful day! :)

Thank you for your answers! :)

2007-11-04 23:30:49 · 33 answers · asked by Moon :) 7 in Religion & Spirituality

my boyfriend has stolen my phone and i ned it as im pregnant and can have problems at any point!!! he knows this. he said dont contact him after we argued and just relisededd he meant he had took my phone!!

2007-11-04 23:30:33 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

My girlfriend was sup to go to uni but her class has been cancel. Was going to spend the day trying to reach level 2 but now i cant. What I/we should do

2007-11-04 23:30:17 · 6 answers · asked by vinny 2 in Singles & Dating

or any of the founding fathers, for that matter ....
America has come so far from some of the things it was when they founded the country - some of them good, of course, but some of them not so good, IMHO.
what do you think George would say?
:O)

2007-11-04 23:30:16 · 16 answers · asked by pir8 6 in Polls & Surveys

I live in russia, but i just hate my country, i'm going crazy over USA. I love this counrty (i haven't been there but i read, watched and heard about it alot). I've been studing English for 12 years like crazy... (i'm 17 by the way), i like this language very much, i think it sounds sooo beautifuli. I listen only American music, cuz i hate russian artists - they have no voice or sense of rythm, I JUST HATE THEM ALL. I often chat with Americans by Internet. i wanna live in the USA, but it's hard to get visa. I hope i'll visit this amazing country next summer...i really hope so...
So tell me please am I crazy??? Or is it normal that i'm so upsess with US?

2007-11-04 23:30:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2007-11-04 23:30:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Can someone please give the meaning of strain??

2007-11-04 23:30:00 · 2 answers · asked by ryahdiaz 3 in Physics

2007-11-04 23:29:58 · 12 answers · asked by Lord of Chaos 4 in Other - Food & Drink

You were pinched by someone?

2007-11-04 23:29:51 · 45 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm not looking for the obvious ones, and will be deeply hurt if you feel compelled to send me photographic evidence!

2007-11-04 23:29:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys