All categories - 4 November 2007

My daughter will be 1 year old in two weeks. I will be starting her on cow's milk. She will still be breastfeeding. Can anyone tell me how many ounces of cow's milk a day she will need?

2007-11-04 18:19:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

once a man and a woman were getting divorced.they had a child so they went to the court....
judge to th woman: what would u like to say from ur side?
woman:i brought the child to the world, i showed him a new way and brought him up in every conditions so he will stay and live with me after divorce.

man: i put a coin into a coke machine and can of coke comes out.whose can is ti?mine or the machine's?????



a boy was crying in a diagnostic centre.another little boy came and asked the reason.
boy1:i came 4 blood test and they cut my finger to get the blood.boo boo
boy 2 also started crying
boy 1: y r u crying?
boy 2: i hv come 4 urine test.



a teacher was conducting an experiment.she kept a worm in 4 jars containing soil,tobacco,alcohol and sperm respectively.
after 3 days-
the worm in alcohol,tobacoo and sperm had died and the worm in soil was alive.
teacher:- tom what did u conclude?
tom:-as long a man smokes,drinks and has sex, he will not hv worms.
coment it.

2007-11-04 18:18:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-11-04 18:18:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok I'm a christian and a total Jesus Freak. The bad guy I met on camp he asked me out after and I said yes, I dumped him 3 months later due to his imature friends.

The nice christian I met 3 days ago. For once in my life I acted like myself and I came home with his phone number.

Bad guy wants me back and christian guy is nice and I like him alot yet I like bad guy too.

Help!

2007-11-04 18:18:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-11-04 18:17:54 · 7 answers · asked by not_prfikt 7 in Words & Wordplay

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your *** in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one."

2007-11-04 18:17:15 · 21 answers · asked by Ms Medieval 7 in Jokes & Riddles

i know i am, i can't stop thinkin about the boy♥ anyone else ??

2007-11-04 18:16:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-11-04 18:16:27 · 17 answers · asked by jobees 6 in Polls & Surveys

I need help deriving the following equation for covariance:

cov(X1,X2)=E((X1-mu1)(X2-mu2))

I think I can use the equation cov(X1,X2)=E(X1X2)-E(X1)E(X2) in the derivation if needed.

2007-11-04 18:16:20 · 1 answers · asked by dsaf f 2 in Mathematics

I'm planning on getting a tattoo on my foot this Friday morning. I know tattoos scab up and that if the scab gets pulled off it affects the inking of the tattoo. I have soccer practice the following Tuesday in the late evening. By wearing my cleats, will the rubbing ruin the tattoo? Even if it's wrapped?

2007-11-04 18:16:18 · 11 answers · asked by jewels 1 in Tattoos

COMPUTERS

2007-11-04 18:16:13 · 1 answers · asked by zia 1 in Mathematics

I am from Mexico

2007-11-04 18:16:04 · 22 answers · asked by ANthony R 1 in Languages

Besides Golden State upsetting the Mavs, and Derek Fisher's comeback, I thought it was a disapointment!!!
Very Boring!!!
The '06 playoffs were better!! I hope the one coming up is much better.
Y'all agree???

2007-11-04 18:15:39 · 11 answers · asked by lightdion 1 in Basketball

its his first song its not tht great but cud u give him like another request or pointers or feedback

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mmj582tv-A

2007-11-04 18:15:07 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in YouTube

I am using windows firewall and Nod32 as my anti spyware, is there anything else I could be doing and do you have any tips for keeping safe on the internet and generally keeping your computer safe, thanks allot guys.

2007-11-04 18:14:50 · 12 answers · asked by jbriant399 1 in Security

2007-11-04 18:14:37 · 11 answers · asked by ★Lily 4 in Alternative Medicine

a jesus/christian/religious.. hotline.

i have some questions... and wanna talk to someone.


i dont wanna hear what you think
i dont wanna hear youre beliefs
(unless they benefit me && are not rude towards anyone.)

i guess i can call anytime so if you have a number for anytime then ill take it but id rather call right now.

i dont really have anyone to go to about this the people i do have around push there beliefs on me and my sister isnt a serious person :/ so i cant talk to her.

and i cant go find a random priest its harder than it sounds and im sure he will judge me by my looks.

2007-11-04 18:14:20 · 11 answers · asked by mhmm(; 1|22|11 5 in Religion & Spirituality

hi I would like to study in UCLA but I am studying the high school in Mexico and I dont know if my diploma of the mexican highschool can be revalidated as an american highschool diploma for study in the University. Thanks for all

2007-11-04 18:14:20 · 4 answers · asked by ANthony R 1 in Higher Education (University +)

I'm 16 and instead of alternative, modern, pop or rock music, I like oldies like Sinatra, jazz, blues and bossa nova. Is there something wrong with that? I feel like i'm an old soul. I like really old movies like those of Audrey hepburn. What's funny is that i belong to a clique that listens to MCR and other punk rock bands. I appreciate this music as well but i just like old music better. I'm a singer and i can only sing oldies and mellow music. I cant sing modern. Am i weird?

2007-11-04 18:14:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

what foreign policy u would write for your speech?
i need some idea to write a speech

2007-11-04 18:14:03 · 2 answers · asked by Purple C 1 in Politics

2007-11-04 18:13:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

Yesterday while reciting poetry to my GF, i started to cry, so i told her i need my razor... So she went and got it for me i then (proceeded to silting my wrist) I wanted her to join in so i came at her with the razor (to show her how it was done..) I cut her wrist with it and she Screams "WTF ARE YOU DOING!?" and smack's me in the head then starts beating me up... After shes was throu hurting me, she tells me that shes leaving me and that im total weirdo..? How should i feel? What did i do wrong..? How do i get her back..? Help please!? Your opinion?

2007-11-04 18:13:46 · 22 answers · asked by Emo Man 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-11-04 18:12:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Photography

2007-11-04 18:12:28 · 21 answers · asked by wolflady 6 in Polls & Surveys

My 6 year old broke his wrist right at his ulna on Friday doing something stupid. I was surprised they put a soft temporary cast on him at the ER. They said that we had to wait 2-3 days before having a cast on. I have to call the Orthopedic surgeon in the morning. What will they do with him? I am 34 and my husband is 34 we both have never had a broken bone. How do I give my son a bath so he does not get it wet? We have been wiping him down before bed, but he needs to get a real bath. Any help would be appreciated. Also he broke his dominant wrist for writing.

2007-11-04 18:11:45 · 4 answers · asked by TM 3 in Injuries

2007-11-04 18:11:43 · 10 answers · asked by Karebear 3 in Polls & Surveys

Background Info: I was recently at a joint religious conference with my congregation and another one. I am Episcopalian and the other congregation was S. Baptist.

Anywho: My priest and a minister got into a debate on Christianity. My priest was very respectful to what the minister had to say and truly listened to what he had to say. He took awhile before answering so that he could think out his answers, etc.
The evangelical minister though was not so respectful, though. He was very uppitty like his beliefs were the right beliefs and he did not need to listen to or even consider someone else's view point.

Why are Evangelicals like this? Is it because you know you're right and everyone else is wrong? Why is there no dialogue with you guys? Are you guys just THAT sure that you have the one and only truth and anyone else who has a different view point is going straight to hell no questions asked?

2007-11-04 18:11:25 · 24 answers · asked by Whishkey Bottom. 3 in Religion & Spirituality

What two teams do you think will make it to the Superbowl, and which one will win it?

2007-11-04 18:11:12 · 22 answers · asked by Jon G 4 in Football (American)

2007-11-04 18:11:03 · 17 answers · asked by NoLongerHere 7 in Polls & Surveys

I cannot remember but there is some bible verse talking about how we should only pray for what we cannot do ourselves

2007-11-04 18:10:37 · 13 answers · asked by Taylor 2 in Religion & Spirituality