once a man and a woman were getting divorced.they had a child so they went to the court....
judge to th woman: what would u like to say from ur side?
woman:i brought the child to the world, i showed him a new way and brought him up in every conditions so he will stay and live with me after divorce.
man: i put a coin into a coke machine and can of coke comes out.whose can is ti?mine or the machine's?????
a boy was crying in a diagnostic centre.another little boy came and asked the reason.
boy1:i came 4 blood test and they cut my finger to get the blood.boo boo
boy 2 also started crying
boy 1: y r u crying?
boy 2: i hv come 4 urine test.
a teacher was conducting an experiment.she kept a worm in 4 jars containing soil,tobacco,alcohol and sperm respectively.
after 3 days-
the worm in alcohol,tobacoo and sperm had died and the worm in soil was alive.
teacher:- tom what did u conclude?
tom:-as long a man smokes,drinks and has sex, he will not hv worms.
coment it.
2007-11-04 18:18:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG these are bad but I love the first two. What the man says makes sense but does not mean he should have the child.
LOL I like the kids thoughts on his urine test. I would cry too.
I didn't get the third.
2007-11-04 18:25:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first got me thinking, the law is slowly getting mechanized, they act as if they are dealing with machines not humans. It is frightening but the day is not far away when law will have nothing to do with human feelings and values.
The second is cute
The third is fun
2007-11-04 18:31:55 · answer #2 · answered by wizard of the East 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cat's call is Joan. as quickly as I moved into my homestead the carport storage door grew to become into open. I closed it. numerous days later i spotted a scent. I opened the door and there have been 5 ineffective kittens interior. as quickly as I circled there grew to become right into a black cat at my ft. I promised that if she had yet another muddle i could look after them. She had yet another muddle. All yet one walked off into the woodland (next to my homestead), all excep one that stayed. She remains with me as we talk. She is now +/- 22 years old in human words. in common terms a passing concept
2016-10-03 09:17:56 · answer #3 · answered by rafael 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is always sweet and consoling to have a family of your own where love, understanding, care, etc. reigns. Children are gifts from God. Husband and wife are co-creator of God. The family that prays together stays together.
2007-11-04 18:37:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Can't Think of Anything BETTER Than a Mother's Love.
2007-11-04 18:25:02 · answer #5 · answered by Always Curious 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
coke should be owned by govt . because it mend coins.
he may become worm soon, as he may dead early and may be buried in soil and become worms
2007-11-04 18:27:23 · answer #6 · answered by vep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were all fun but they got me thinking for awhile to get them!
2007-11-04 18:51:13 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting
2007-11-04 18:28:15 · answer #8 · answered by sdfernandes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! They were all hilarious!
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2007-11-04 18:28:14 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the last one most....^_^y
2007-11-04 18:24:57 · answer #10 · answered by minerhea 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋