A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your *** in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out,you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one."
2007-11-04 18:17:15 · 21 answers · asked by Ms Medieval 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat ***** in the kitchen."
2007-11-04 18:18:05 · update #1
Girl, hilarious as usual........ When I saw your name, I knew this would be a good one. You really ARE funny..............
2007-11-04 19:03:31 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-04 22:31:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whuts funny about it ? I dont see any hilarity in the story. After all Boys are boys and will remain as such...isnt it ?
2007-11-05 03:57:23 · answer #3 · answered by MrKnow_All 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL!! Love the kid's attitude!
2007-11-04 18:33:20 · answer #4 · answered by hotbodfun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best little kid joke I've heard in a while!
2007-11-04 18:22:37 · answer #5 · answered by San Diego Art Nut 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol you had me rolling when I heard that, iv forwarded it to my boss
Flic x
2007-11-05 00:44:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!!! That's the funniest joke I've heard in a long time!!!!! Thanks so much for sharing! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!!
2007-11-04 18:43:07 · answer #7 · answered by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
that's awesome!
2007-11-05 16:06:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO good joke
2007-11-04 18:46:56 · answer #9 · answered by Amanda 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahaha hiihhhihihhii nice :)
2007-11-04 18:22:28 · answer #10 · answered by Love 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋