One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly
toward a
> >>foursome of men playing the next hole.
> >>The ball hit one of the men.
> >>He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the
> >>ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
> >>The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
apologize.
> >>"Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I
could
> >>relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
> >>"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man
> >>replied.
> >>He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
clasping his
> >>hands together
>at his groin.
> >>At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
> >>She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened
his
> >>pants and put her hands inside.
> >>She administered tender and artful massage to his genitals for
several
> >>long moments and asked, "How does that feel?
2007-11-02
21:16:35
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