Love is holding hands in the street.
>Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
>--
>Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant.
>Marriage is a Chinese take-out.
>--
>Love is going to bed early.
>Marriage is going to sleep early.
>--
>Love is losing your appetite.
>Marriage is losing your figure.
>--
>Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
>Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
>--
>Love is a flickering flame.
>Marriage is a flickering television.
>--
>Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
>Marriage is, "Don't you think you've had enough?"
>
>Food For Thought:
>Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you
hear
>them speak.
>
2007-11-02 21:19:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol now Panos how true it is about marriage,once they slip that ring on then all romance fly out of the window,here have a star and thanks for the advice.xxxx
2007-11-03 12:53:50 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2015-01-28 15:51:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the food for thought best of all!
The rest is mostly all too true.
2007-11-02 22:26:21 · answer #3 · answered by Juzzy 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones!
2007-11-02 22:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats wicked been married for 35 years & my partner still calls me love & tells me every day he loves me.
2016-04-02 02:04:22 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-03-01 15:35:31 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha fuuny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-02 23:52:38 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This has been my experience as well. Sadly, it makes sense -- even if it is funny.
2007-11-02 21:58:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Good ones one there Panos and SOME ARE TRUE.!!!
10/10.!!!
CHEERS MATE.!!!
2007-11-03 09:23:05 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. 10/10 *.
Loved them.......
and you might be right there.
hahaha
2007-11-03 01:57:50 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋