All categories - 23 October 2007

a man goes on a first date with a woman he really fancies, on the way home the woman invites him in for a coffee, the man was reluctant as he suffers from wind after drinking coffee, but thought it was too good to miss, so he takes up the offer and joins her for a cup of coffee.
He sits down on the sofa while she makes a coffee and the family dog curls up at his feet.
whilst sat on the sofa he took a sip and could feel a fart coming on... he couldnt help breaking wind....
'ROVER!' shouts the woman at her dog, so the man thinks 'great she thinks its the dog, im alright here!'
the man takes another sip and surely he farts again..
'ROVER!' the woman shouts again at her dog....
the man takes another sip and this time he lets out a REALLY loud fart....
'FOR CHRIST' SAKE ROVER!' the woman shouts, 'MOVE OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE HE SH*TS ON YOU!!'

2007-10-23 09:13:31 · 12 answers · asked by *Xx Ashleigh xX* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

for example, my parents hate piercings and tats. i love them. what they don't know won't hurt them.

what about you?

2007-10-23 09:13:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Everyone is telling us to keep our hands clean. What the heck is this? Can u die from it? Every Teacher at my high school keeps telling us to wash our hands a lot.

2007-10-23 09:13:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Infectious Diseases

Although she is a neutered, this cat backs up to furniture and while she is spraying backwards, her tail is up, fat, and quivering. I know it's a behavioral problem, and that Normally females don't do it, but she does. I'd hate to have her leave.

2007-10-23 09:13:17 · 6 answers · asked by justjude44 2 in Cats

Please please PLEase someone working in Advertising right now hurry and answer my questions

1. In your current job/field/area in advertising: How often do you write?

2. What are the different types (formats) of writing that you do?

3. What is the frequency of writing for the different types?

4. What is the purpose for each of the types?

5. Approximately how much time do you spend writing each day/each week?

6. Do you follow up telephone conversations and other oral transactions with written documentation? Why is this documentation important in your position or profession?

7. Who are your audiences? (Whom do you write to?)

8. How would you assess the role of writing in your career?

9. What has been writing’s relative importance in advancing your career and getting pay increases or getting increased responsibilities?

2007-10-23 09:12:54 · 6 answers · asked by Parker232 5 in Other - Advertising & Marketing

My boyfriend has been gone often for his job and I've been complaining about not seeing him. I wanted to just spend time with him yesterday.

He called on his way out of the office and asked if I still wanted to do something. He said that he was thinking about going to his ex-wife and his house to mow the yard. (this has been an ongoing argument).
Him: If you want me to come home I will
Me: I want you to do whatever you want to do
Him: Why can't you just tell me the truth?
Me: I want you to do whatever you want to do
Him: This may be the only chance I get for awhile
Me: Just go mow the yard
Him: Are you going to be mad?
Me: Does it matter how I feel?

I know, it's another stupid arguement, but I don't understand it.

2007-10-23 09:12:54 · 15 answers · asked by torn 3 in Marriage & Divorce

im not talking during their periods... i mean just normally is there any discharge? if so what is it? and why do you get it?

2007-10-23 09:12:49 · 19 answers · asked by Fall Back 2 in Women's Health

I like to write stories and I have a few finished...but now I would like to publish them except I don't know where to go.

2007-10-23 09:12:49 · 5 answers · asked by tkin1507 2 in Books & Authors

my depreciation expense is a credit of $2, when making my income statement, do i put it as a negative in parenthesis and subtract it from the other expenses or do i just leave it as a 2 and add it to my other expenses??

2007-10-23 09:12:46 · 1 answers · asked by sandee 2 in Other - Business & Finance

cause i don't want to come back as
a shadow man or even worst a red x
nothing against shadow men or red x's
i used to be one. lol

2007-10-23 09:12:43 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I hate to stay on this topic so long, but I need to understand the logic here:

Women think it is NOT ok to force a woman to care for an unwanted child, but its ok to force a man? Abortion is a womans right to not have a child she doesn't want. So why can't a man have the same right and not have to pay child support?

Please explain how this makes sense.

2007-10-23 09:12:20 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

how many of you athiests say some of the things you do directly face to face with a Christian..

and fellow Christians, how would you handle the debate?

2007-10-23 09:12:17 · 39 answers · asked by Anthony C 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Give me your age, and tell me what word (one word only) comes you think of when you hear these words:

Bush:

Rich:

Ghetto:

Pregnant:

Death:

God:

2007-10-23 09:11:55 · 6 answers · asked by sweet_truth 4 in Languages

Her name was Elizabeth Louise Goins and was in a Tennessee orphanage with her sister Jewel Goins. They later went to Muskogee, Oklahoma where they are both buried. We have been told since we didn't have a cherokee # to identify us, we have no recourse insofar as what we are entitled to as her heirs. I have a living mother and uncle and 3 cousins and for years we have been trying to find out what our rights and benefits are. Please help us in this endeavor.

2007-10-23 09:11:55 · 6 answers · asked by BHold 1 in Genealogy

Genissis 1:26-28


26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the

sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping animal that

creepeth upon the earth. 27 So God created man in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and

female created he them. 28 And God blessed them, and God said to them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the

earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every

living animal that moveth upon the earth.

2007-10-23 09:11:15 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Cause if i do it i will be legless and that rocks!!!

2007-10-23 09:11:00 · 14 answers · asked by idonotlikeyoutrev 2 in Other - Dining Out

Was it their crosstown rivals the Mets or their archenemies the Red Sox? Or did they spend that week not watching it?

2007-10-23 09:11:00 · 15 answers · asked by Andre 7 in Baseball

2007-10-23 09:10:43 · 8 answers · asked by byrd20072000 1 in Law & Ethics

1) he likes to do charities.
2) he likes offer charities.
3) He likes to do charitable work.

which one makes sense? what verb is used with " charities"
thanks

2007-10-23 09:10:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

I think it should be spelled Holloween. I dont know why. I think it sounds a little more spooky or something when its spelled Holloween. lol

2007-10-23 09:10:42 · 28 answers · asked by ♥♫i luv♥♫juicy fruit♥♫gum 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 09:10:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2007-10-23 09:10:36 · 3 answers · asked by weaselgoat 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

just a random q

2007-10-23 09:10:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 09:10:25 · 4 answers · asked by The Grand Inquisitor 4 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-10-23 09:10:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-10-23 09:09:50 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

My fiance is a little horrified by the idea of flash photography during the ceremony. I don't think we'll even notice the flashes, but I think we'll definitely notice the lack of photos from our ceremony and I know I'll feel sad as a result.

Anyone have experience either way? Should we limit flash photography to just the photographer to keep it at a minimum? If so, what's the etiquette for telling our guests to refrain from snapping photos?

I'm not sure the pictures would come out okay if we allowed photography, but without flashes. We are getting married in front of a large floor-to-ceiling window and I'm afraid we'll be backlit if we don't have flash pictures.

2007-10-23 09:09:40 · 14 answers · asked by weirdiscomplimentary 6 in Weddings

and your whole life had been just a dream and you were just starting over again...would you freak...or be relieved?

2007-10-23 09:09:31 · 10 answers · asked by Jamie G 5 in Polls & Surveys