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a man goes on a first date with a woman he really fancies, on the way home the woman invites him in for a coffee, the man was reluctant as he suffers from wind after drinking coffee, but thought it was too good to miss, so he takes up the offer and joins her for a cup of coffee.
He sits down on the sofa while she makes a coffee and the family dog curls up at his feet.
whilst sat on the sofa he took a sip and could feel a fart coming on... he couldnt help breaking wind....
'ROVER!' shouts the woman at her dog, so the man thinks 'great she thinks its the dog, im alright here!'
the man takes another sip and surely he farts again..
'ROVER!' the woman shouts again at her dog....
the man takes another sip and this time he lets out a REALLY loud fart....
'FOR CHRIST' SAKE ROVER!' the woman shouts, 'MOVE OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE HE SH*TS ON YOU!!'

2007-10-23 09:13:31 · 12 answers · asked by *Xx Ashleigh xX* 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

thats phunny as balls!

2007-10-23 09:21:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny! 10!

2007-10-23 21:34:11 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

I heard it before but its still funny and put together well.Nice touch

2007-10-23 16:22:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

heard it before only with a girlfriend at the table with her boyfriends family..

2007-10-23 16:19:43 · answer #4 · answered by little star 4 · 0 1

red rover red rover

2007-10-23 16:20:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is a good one! I like it!

2007-10-23 16:27:33 · answer #6 · answered by Jenni P 2 · 0 0

ha ha ha

2007-10-23 16:47:08 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 0 0

hahahaha sooooo funny!

2007-10-23 16:54:52 · answer #8 · answered by (; 3 · 0 0

very funny

2007-10-23 17:06:30 · answer #9 · answered by vera2good 2 · 0 0

pmsl great joke

2007-10-23 16:38:12 · answer #10 · answered by bonnie 3 · 0 0

HAHAHAHa was NOT expecting thatt =]

2007-10-23 16:30:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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