Prominent Creation Scientist Em Adjineri has recently been studying the beliefs of the founding fathers and has discovered something stunning.
According to the Em Adjineri research, not one of the founding fathers believed in Darwinian evolution. However, several of them believed in the literal truth of the Bible. Our schools should only teach subjects in which the founding fathers believed. Anything else is unpatriotic.
Since the founding fathers didn't believe in Darwinian evolution, evolution should not be taught in schools today. Since some of them believed in creationism, creationism is still teachable. Our country was not founded by evolutionists, so evolution must be anti-American.
Evolutionists, don't you realize that by espousing your theory you're helping the terrorists win?
Take that, all you followers of Osama bin lution!
2007-10-11
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