Nov. 07th, Set up a tent in the sporting goods / camping dept., and told customers to bring pillows, from the bedding dept, for a restful relaxation.
Nov. 15th, When an announcement was made over the p.a. system , assumed the fetal position and SCREAMS " NO, NO, Not those voices, again"!!!!
Nov. 19th (The day before Thanks Giving;) He exchanged the "Turkeys Special" signs with the "Chicken Special" signs.
Dec. 24th, Christmas Eve. The 'Grand Slammer of all', at 12:47 p.m., he goes to the: toy, candy, childrens, sporting goods fishing, deli, grocery, womens apparel AND fast food departments, and takes your son, Little Johnny. He proceded to the rest room, filled a ballon with water, went to the womens maturnity dept., placed the water filled ballon in the lower torso area of a maniquen, hid behind other clothes,'poped' the water ballon, and screamed-- "OOHHH My GOD, My water just broke, MY WATER JUST BROKE", THEN HE RELEASES nine (9) battery driven toy MICE among the (to be cont.)
2007-10-10
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