Nov. 07th, Set up a tent in the sporting goods / camping dept., and told customers to bring pillows, from the bedding dept, for a restful relaxation.
Nov. 15th, When an announcement was made over the p.a. system , assumed the fetal position and SCREAMS " NO, NO, Not those voices, again"!!!!
Nov. 19th (The day before Thanks Giving;) He exchanged the "Turkeys Special" signs with the "Chicken Special" signs.
Dec. 24th, Christmas Eve. The 'Grand Slammer of all', at 12:47 p.m., he goes to the: toy, candy, childrens, sporting goods fishing, deli, grocery, womens apparel AND fast food departments, and takes your son, Little Johnny. He proceded to the rest room, filled a ballon with water, went to the womens maturnity dept., placed the water filled ballon in the lower torso area of a maniquen, hid behind other clothes,'poped' the water ballon, and screamed-- "OOHHH My GOD, My water just broke, MY WATER JUST BROKE", THEN HE RELEASES nine (9) battery driven toy MICE among the (to be cont.)
2007-10-10 04:25:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
When my husband 'waits in the car' it sure doesn't take me long to shop. lol
I read him your other 'suggestions' last night and we had a good laugh over them.
2007-10-10 07:10:55 · answer #1 · answered by luvspbr2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're plenty extra advantageous than my hubby. He purely does not flow. He reveals some activity or chore he grow to be meant to end 3 years in the past and gets each thing out like he is going to do it. I fall for it and am excited that we don't could desire to hire somebody in spite of everything. I come homestead hours later and the activity is.... a million. the two performed and he's hidden the bill from the contractor who did it for him. he's watched television and performed no longer something. 2. purely did no longer do it because of the fact he the two have been given harm (the two an ace bandage or bandage as data) (one time he even hit himself in the leg with the hammer as data). I discern that if he is going to those lengths to no longer shop with me i might somewhat have him stay homestead than rush me out of the shops or say his regular "i will wait in the vehicle". humorous factor, whilst he shops for himself this is a plenty distinctive tale. would be unable to attend to take heed to extra the next day!!!
2016-12-18 03:43:10 · answer #2 · answered by eatough 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can wives be kept from being dragged on camping trips? 2D
2007-10-10 04:41:13 · answer #3 · answered by 2D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋