I've been offered a highly desirable position that will require relocation to planet Zargon 12, of the Nebullous Galaxy, sector 7-G. I have always wanted to be Head Weiner on the Centrifugal Hot Dog Operations Vessel in that galaxy and this opportunity may not present itself again!! BTW, I am a self-deprecating, emo kid who constantly wonders "Does he really like me?" and "What does this mean?", so my inquisitive nature stands to be a great asset. Plus, since I obsessively wonder "Am I pretty enough?" or "Why do my roommates do this?", I know I am mature and can handle the rigors of a 50% gravitational pull. Add to that, I have no concept of love since I ask the same questions already asked a BILLION times, thinking I am the only one going through this experience. But seeing as how I have only seen them across the room, on Myspace or met them once, I SHOULD realize I actually have no concept of true love. So my question is:
If I answer that Nigerian email,will I get the millions?
2007-10-05
03:52:38
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Marriage & Divorce