I've been offered a highly desirable position that will require relocation to planet Zargon 12, of the Nebullous Galaxy, sector 7-G. I have always wanted to be Head Weiner on the Centrifugal Hot Dog Operations Vessel in that galaxy and this opportunity may not present itself again!! BTW, I am a self-deprecating, emo kid who constantly wonders "Does he really like me?" and "What does this mean?", so my inquisitive nature stands to be a great asset. Plus, since I obsessively wonder "Am I pretty enough?" or "Why do my roommates do this?", I know I am mature and can handle the rigors of a 50% gravitational pull. Add to that, I have no concept of love since I ask the same questions already asked a BILLION times, thinking I am the only one going through this experience. But seeing as how I have only seen them across the room, on Myspace or met them once, I SHOULD realize I actually have no concept of true love. So my question is:
If I answer that Nigerian email,will I get the millions?
2007-10-05 03:52:38 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Chucklehead, a more desirable leader aka Head Weiner I believe could not be found on this universe. If you are able to figure out all these juvenile questions and love problems here on YA then your wife should be solidly behind you as you attempt to reach your goal. And them Nigerian's will most certainly come good on their promise of millions if you supply them with your vital personal information, as we all know there are no scammers on the computer. Besides this money would certainly be helpful with the gas that will be needed in order for you to reach your Zenith. Good luck to you commander Head Weiner and may the Nebullous Galaxy treat you with the respect and wisdom that you so rightly have earned. Thanks for the chuckle and have a great day.
2007-10-05 04:03:00 · answer #1 · answered by crazylegs 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ah, don't go by what the world does- they don't know crap. Everyone is diffrent in the way they handle things. Your just not as attracted to your wife as you used to be. That's really normal when you been together for a long time. You still love her you just arn't as attracted to her when it comes to looks. It gets that way for a lot of people after been married a while. That don't meen we break up just because e sparks are not a flying every dam day. Maybe plan on going out together -just the two of you and spend some time together. Get to know each other again. Or maybe plan a date to spend some time apart and see if you even miss each other, I bet you will. You've just become comfortable and complacent with your marraige and you only "think" you don't love that gal no more. Try that before giving it quits and especially if you all have children together.
2016-05-21 08:31:52 · answer #2 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, those Nigerian e-mails are just a big scam. Good luck on your promotion to Head Weiner.
2007-10-05 04:07:24 · answer #3 · answered by your_dear_old_mother 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha - did you say you work for a background screening company? Have they screened you yet???? Is this why they are sending you to Zargon 12?
2007-10-05 05:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by Babycat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah sure, go ahead You can take that money and live like a king on Zargon 12.
2007-10-05 04:07:22 · answer #5 · answered by CindyLu 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha... no but you might get a virus, possibly an std to bring home to the wife only breaking her trust and then a long distance job such as the one you want to take may mean inevitably a divorce.........
2007-10-05 03:57:17 · answer #6 · answered by misstic_fire 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you see Ed Mcmann with the check at your front door then yes, millionsssssss
2007-10-05 04:06:12 · answer #7 · answered by kitkat 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. Answer MY email and I'll get your millions. (You won't need them on Zargon 12.)..
2007-10-05 04:10:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not only will you get the millions, your penis will enlarge by 50% as well!
2007-10-05 04:00:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
waht teh idahc di aejlsop e soejld j?
2007-10-05 04:05:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋