All categories - 26 September 2007

He dialed the employers home and was greeted with a Child's whisper,
"Hello"
"Is your daddy home?",he asked
"Yes",whispered the small voice
"May I talk with him?"
"No"
Surprised the boss asked,
"Is your Mummy there?"
"Yes"
"May I talk with her?"
Again the boy whispered,"No"
Hoping there was someone with whom he could talk,
the boss Asked,"Is anybody else there?"
"Yes",whispered the boy,"a policeman"
Wondering what a cop would be doing there,the boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman?"
"No,he's busy",whispered the child
"Busy doing what?"
Talking to daddy and mommy and the fireman",came the answer
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter,the boss asked,
"What's that noise?"
"A helicopter" ...
"What is going on there?!",asked the boss
Whispering the child answered,"The search team just landed The helicopter"
Concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked,"What are they searching For?!!"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle

"ME"

2007-09-26 01:06:13 · 6 answers · asked by Haitham Emad 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-26 01:06:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

G'day, my fp72g monitor died tonight when i was playing a game. It gave a white flash as i saw the pixels turning white then blank then i couldnt see anything. So i restarted my computer saw that the on off light responded accordingly with standby and on but the screen displayed nothing. My brother recently had the same problem with his monitor(we both got it at the same time) and im pretty sure its something 2 do with the backlight inverter. Now my question is i wish to repair this by myself because i have a lan party coming up, whats the best way to do this and what sorta parts am i looking for???? Also if you live in australia could you tell me where i can purchase the parts.


CHEERS!

2007-09-26 01:06:08 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Monitors

...on the level against resistance proportional to the square if its speed. At what rate would the car have to work to double its maximum speed?

2007-09-26 01:06:02 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2007-09-26 01:05:59 · 5 answers · asked by scotland52x 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

i think she is and she's funny but she's always putting herself down what do you think?

2007-09-26 01:05:51 · 12 answers · asked by louise d 6 in Other - Beauty & Style

2007-09-26 01:05:40 · 8 answers · asked by Pavan Murthy 1 in Astronomy & Space

2007-09-26 01:05:27 · 11 answers · asked by rev. jay mccain ( . ) ( . ) 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 01:05:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

2007-09-26 01:05:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 01:04:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 01:04:47 · 6 answers · asked by yob f 1 in Other - Hardware

What is your position on blood transfusions?

2007-09-26 01:04:10 · 3 answers · asked by Cold Truth 5 in Religion & Spirituality

it can be any car you like, but it HAS to be pink, and you can't paint it or sell it.

2007-09-26 01:03:58 · 15 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

What color clothing are you wearing?

2007-09-26 01:03:53 · 24 answers · asked by chiquiz08 3 in Polls & Surveys

At what distance from the earth's surface will a mass of 50kg be just 481 N? (the object is on space)

how is this to be solved?

2007-09-26 01:03:47 · 1 answers · asked by The kenT 2 in Physics

I'm curious, not looking for a religious war... Just your take on how you define God.

Thank you and have a nice day now...

2007-09-26 01:03:42 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

its not fallen or dreamcatcher they to new at the begining of the film its a men talking saying hes gonna tell you about a time he nearly died if thats any help

2007-09-26 01:03:36 · 3 answers · asked by paulturner1974 2 in Movies

my bf says that he really loves me but we havent know each other long i mean yes i do love him but not as much as he thinks i do

2007-09-26 01:03:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-09-26 01:03:18 · 2 answers · asked by Lenin 2 in Software

2007-09-26 01:03:00 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

2007-09-26 01:02:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

that Christianity was forced upon people using the threat of death and force. It began with Constantine who accepted both Paganism and Christianity but then began outlawing Paganism backed by the threat of the Roman army. Christianity spread through Europe and Paganism was outlawed and driven underground. The threat of force and inquisition was used to prevent dissent. Then South America received a visit from the Spanish and Portuguese who forced Christianity upon the masses under threat of the Musket, sword and cannon before the British travelled to Africa to impose Christianity upon the masses there using their soldiers.

That is the legacy of Christianity. Everything that came after is a learned and socialised behaviour that is programmed by society from birth.

If God was experienced in the heart then there would have been no need for death and destruction carried out by "Christian soldiers".

2007-09-26 01:02:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-26 01:01:47 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

i'm a small body and there are probably not enough of hormones or smth. when i start seeing someone i feel interested all teh ways but my interest in sex wears off so fast even if it's nice and teh guy is good. what to do?
know how naturaly to get more horny or to want sex more often? i know that dishes with cinamon or cilly or onions help, but what else?
watching porn sites doesn't help it's just makes me discusted.

2007-09-26 01:01:40 · 7 answers · asked by rafinuota 2 in Singles & Dating

His name was Dr. Scott Rogo an American Parapsychologist who was murdered in the early 1990's. What I would like to know is, Did they ever catch the other killers involved?
I saw this on the T.V a couple of years back it was on Sightings with Tim White.Anyone know and help me with this?

2007-09-26 01:01:37 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

just feeling mischievous

2007-09-26 01:00:34 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-26 01:00:24 · 21 answers · asked by rlauxter 3 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Well last night I found out that my Brother in Law's Girlfriend is going to have a baby and they also just announced that they are gettign married Next Saturday and I have been nominated to plan the wedding, weddign shower and baby shower and I have never done anything like this please help!

2007-09-26 01:00:23 · 18 answers · asked by My life is now complete PWK&RJC! 5 in Weddings

2007-09-26 01:00:02 · 19 answers · asked by TA122 1 in Country