All categories - 16 September 2007

A guy walked into a bar and said, "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender!"

But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender punched him.

The next day the guy did the same thing -- he ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and again, the bartender punched him because the guy couldn't pay.

Then the next day the guy said, "Beers for everyone! But not you, bartender!"

The bartender said, "Why?"

The guy replied, "Because you're violent when you're drunk!"

2007-09-16 22:26:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Well i asked her if she knew any Jobs That i could have to make money..And everyone i tell her she always comes up with an excuse to say no...Like i asked her if i could water peoples plants and she said..

Mum:How?
Me:I will bring a water bottle
Mum:Well how are you gonna get there?
Me:If its close ill walk.If its not Dad can drive me......Mum?
Mum:No

She has done this or every suggestion..Im 12 and I need Money!
They say i should earn it but when i want to she says no to every job!

Plz help me!!!

2007-09-16 22:25:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2007-09-16 22:25:47 · 3 answers · asked by lee.t_78 1 in Other - Health

he is 21 months old, he started to wake up middle in the night , he wakes up crying then he wont go to sleep for about 3 hours. i am so tired all the time and he is!

2007-09-16 22:25:38 · 14 answers · asked by \ 5 in Toddler & Preschooler

or -2y?

2007-09-16 22:25:14 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

Here's the options.

Do you like:
(1) soft-spoken and demure ladies who need your protection and help to solve problems most of/all the time, or

(2) confident and independent ladies who can handle most of/all their problems by themselves?

What is your reason?

2007-09-16 22:24:58 · 16 answers · asked by Spinaround 2 in Polls & Surveys

.........when everything just goes t!ts-up??

2007-09-16 22:24:17 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I recently applied on line for a job as a secretary through an agency. He's never met me before and I don't know him or his agency from Adam. He emailed me a typing speed test, in which I completed on line. He emailed me back to say, "Sorry, you're not quick enough. Therefore I shall not put you through for the job". Talk about negative. I want an agency that will draw on my strengths and just to dismiss me like that, I find, quite rude. I told him this and he emailed, "What an attitude at such an early time in the morning". He hasn't even taken me into consideration as a whole, and just because I failed one test - that's the end. I explained to him that I need an agency who will draw on my strengths, but he's snubbed me. How do I assert myself more powerfully with him?

2007-09-16 22:24:01 · 16 answers · asked by Say It Like You Mean It 4 in Other - Careers & Employment

If so, did you like the costume? What did other people think of the costume? Thanks for answering.

2007-09-16 22:23:46 · 18 answers · asked by anonymous 3 in Polls & Surveys

My wife has told me to, back off and she dosen't feel that way about me. Anything loving, caring, thoughfull dose NOT affect things between us the out come of our marriage. She also wants me to move out and live near by, with the possiblity of us fixing our marriage. On the other hand, she would like me to still particapte in family day to day events. ie. diner, movies, working with a dog trainer for our two dogs. My heart is unable to handle being teased, be stuck in the middle. My question is, dose she intend to leave me or get back together, or just keep me hanging on so that she is still able to recieve benifits from my job? And how will I be able to test her to find out? Am I just a sucker who believes in love and marriage or is she testing me to see if I will stick around, because my job has had me away for most of our marriage? PLEASE HELP

2007-09-16 22:23:44 · 19 answers · asked by sec8_cm 1 in Marriage & Divorce

When a guy looks at you, and shakes his head with tears in his eyes.

2007-09-16 22:23:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

What was the reason? I don't have any plans to remove any of my Contacts, but I was just curious as to why other people might have in the past.

Thanks!

2007-09-16 22:23:31 · 11 answers · asked by hula wabbit 6 in Polls & Surveys

Before I came to where I live today, I stayed in a house next to my auntie, with my siblings, an older cousin and my other auntie, while my parents where here (where i live now) It was late at night and we only had one bed in the house. Allt he girls slept in the room and the guys ourside in the living room. My auntie had told me that my other cousin was sleeping over that night. I went to bed expecting her to sleep next to me. As I wake up in the middle of the night I stood up in bed and looked straight ahead. I saw what looked like my auntie and cousin sitting infront of the mirror giggling right infront of me. I thought nothing of it so I went back to sleep. The next day I asked my auntie where my cousin was and looking confused she told me that she never came. Then I explained to her what I saw and it sent chills up her spine.

2007-09-16 22:23:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

But I am still getting some REALLY NASTY cramps. I mean to the point where I have to lie down for a few minutes and take a few breaths. LOL! Anywho, I'm also getting over a cold and was prescribed an antibiotic called Augmentin and I noticed the cramps didn't actually start til I started taking them. What could be the problem? Could the antibiotics I'm taking be causing the pain?

2007-09-16 22:22:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-09-16 22:22:14 · 12 answers · asked by $mitty Cent 2 in Polls & Surveys

ok, well there's this guy I like, and I think, along with everyone else, that he likes me back. He always texts me, messages me, asks me to hang out, etc.

Well, I was commenting/talking to him on myspace.. but then I had to go. I went to his page to see something, and I saw this girl's comments and she was talkign to him, and I think he said something like, "we should hang out"

BUT, thats not what bothers me. It's that the girl was this girl that he liked last year, and they made out or whatever. ... Do you think he still likes her? Or am I just being jealous?

2007-09-16 22:21:56 · 8 answers · asked by Waterworks. 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-09-16 22:21:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-16 22:20:10 · 9 answers · asked by debbie c 2 in Halloween

2007-09-16 22:19:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Geography

My annual salary is 5 lakh rupees, I would like to know the ways in which I can avoid paying any income tax (INDIA)

2007-09-16 22:18:48 · 5 answers · asked by Raj S 1 in India

.........The Worm Always Turns?
. .....have you experienced the 'turning of the worm' ? lol

2007-09-16 22:17:22 · 17 answers · asked by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

does anyone know how to help reduce sweating coz i go 2 a sports school and all i do is sweat even if im not doin sport its starting 2 get hot now so yer i was just wonderin if any1 has anyways of stopping or at least reducin it

2007-09-16 22:16:23 · 0 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-09-16 22:15:41 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the people whose questions you're answering really deserve your answers? For all we know, they could be complete pieholes.

2007-09-16 22:15:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

L^(-1){1 / (s^(2) + s - 20)}

Thanks!

2007-09-16 22:15:10 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

....And people just take Advantage and Try to Walk All Over You ?

2007-09-16 22:14:47 · 25 answers · asked by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys