A guy walked into a bar and said, "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender!"
But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender punched him.
The next day the guy did the same thing -- he ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and again, the bartender punched him because the guy couldn't pay.
Then the next day the guy said, "Beers for everyone! But not you, bartender!"
The bartender said, "Why?"
The guy replied, "Because you're violent when you're drunk!"
2007-09-16 22:26:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol haha thanks :)
2007-09-16 22:30:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A star for u......a lame one for the rest........
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar then turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a limp-wristed hand went up in the back of the bar. A man timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle"
2007-09-16 22:51:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
thank..!!
that's really funny..i love it..!!
here's one...from the net i come across..hope u like it..
A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in the back yard.
The taxi arrives, and they open the front door to leave. Suddenly the cat they put out scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat shut in there because she always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes back in. The cat runs upstairs, with the man in hot pursuit.
The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away. "Stupid hag was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!
The cab driver hit a parked car.
2007-09-16 22:40:41 · answer #3 · answered by nightowls 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm sounds like someone has a crush. Tinkerbell, you'd better be paying attention.
2007-09-16 22:30:03 · answer #4 · answered by Lula 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He officer Lori, This is the third time I've reported you tonight. I hope you get banned for impersonating an officer.
2007-09-16 22:34:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha star 4u nice joke
2007-09-16 22:58:50 · answer #6 · answered by neelisu 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha that is funny
2007-09-16 22:29:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol! thats funny
2007-09-16 22:35:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-09-16 22:32:05 · answer #9 · answered by Christie W 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao..been there done that..still have the black eye to proove it...
zooom
2007-09-17 02:48:22 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, funny, hope Tink likes it too!!
2007-09-16 22:30:19 · answer #11 · answered by McHaggis Scoticus 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋