All categories - 8 September 2007

a good hearty laugh ??

good nite all...eh

2007-09-08 20:59:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-08 20:59:27 · 11 answers · asked by ariana 1 in Cooking & Recipes

For example if you have commited 300 petty crimes in your area your "humanity score" decreases which means that you have less access to human rights laws, and if you are a serial killer you are not entitled to a single sentence of the human rights act. Just food for thought on this Sunday morning.

2007-09-08 20:59:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Besides the obvious.

2007-09-08 20:59:06 · 20 answers · asked by Just G 4 in Polls & Surveys

Fun Things to Do in an Elevator





1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.


2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex
to other passengers.


3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
"Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"


4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.


5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.


6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


7. Shave.


8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside
ask: "Got enough air in there?"


9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear
yours upside-down.


10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.




11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the
doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.


12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"


13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake
and ask them to call you Admiral.


14. One word: Flatulence!


15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that
it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the
shaft go "plink" at the bottom.


16. Do Tai Chi exercises.


17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
announce: "I've got new socks on!"


18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back:
"Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"


19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.


20. Meow occassionally.


21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.


22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"


23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.


24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.


25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.


26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.


27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one
of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.


28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"


29. Leave a box between the doors.


30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

2007-09-08 20:58:21 · 13 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Some friends and I were hanging out today, and we started a big discussion about Bush. Well, my friend said something, and I wonder what all of you think: So, say Bush had to answer for some of the many things he has done in office that screams stupidity;(ie:the massive lack of help during Katrina, among others) and you were allowed to ask him one question, and he had to answer truthfully (ha).... what would you ask him? And why would you ask him this one particular question? Just thought that this would be an interesting question to ask you guys..... :0)

2007-09-08 20:58:17 · 14 answers · asked by New Mama 1 in Government

i intend to ask a kid to narrate the ten commandments.. it would be a 3 min animation

2007-09-08 20:58:11 · 1 answers · asked by Claire 2 in Comics & Animation

I've seen more independent films being made with a certain type of sword play. It's not the films I'm focusing on, by the fighting system they use.

This fighting style seems to use katanas of average length and there were two people fighting in this particular scene. They started to go at each other but they did not draw their sword as you would expect except they took a very hands on approach. When they did weapon attack it was by flinging the sheathe in their off-hand between kicks or punches.

Ocassionally they drew the swords but with shearing speed. I admit it could be special effects that made it from sheathed to swung but it was interesting. And after they attacked with the sword they immediately sheathed it. I also noticed that when one of them drew from the hip again the defender held up his katana and drew it only half-way, successfully using it as a block.

More details follow:

2007-09-08 20:58:08 · 7 answers · asked by BH 2 in Martial Arts

Removal of garbage and processing them in centralised places is an unpleasant job. Any country having any other method? Why not destroy garbage using powerful heaters(either solar or electric) at every house/ colony. I feel this invention deserves Nobel prize.

2007-09-08 20:58:06 · 5 answers · asked by rsudarsanlic 4 in Maintenance & Repairs

Other than final destination,deja vu etc

2007-09-08 20:57:55 · 10 answers · asked by whattt 2 in Movies

write down the expansion by binomial theorem of [3x-y/2]^4. By giving x and y suitable values ,deduce the value of (29.5)^4 .

2007-09-08 20:57:47 · 2 answers · asked by daisy 1 in Mathematics

The military allready knows. My question is will I get an article 15? If i get chaptered what benefits will I still have?Is it an honorable or dishonorable discharge? My fiance is the father and he is in the same unit.

2007-09-08 20:57:24 · 12 answers · asked by Armygirl 2 in Military

I just noticed I have a lot of dust in my house. Ick.

2007-09-08 20:57:13 · 6 answers · asked by lafemelle 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-08 20:57:03 · 17 answers · asked by waddafxup0x0x 2 in Polls & Surveys

In the episode where she loses her voice, she has a dream about her dead mom. Her mom hugs her, and Miley goes, "I miss your hugs, mom". Every time I see that I get misty eyed. I mean, it is kind of cheesy, but that's such a deep line about death for Disney Channel. It makes me sad that the character doesn't have the privilage of hugging her mom, while I can do it whenever but don't take advantage of it.

2007-09-08 20:56:59 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pick-up lines and rebuttals





1. Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."


2. Man: "Haven't I seen you some place before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."


3. Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."


4. Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"


5. Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."


6. Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."


7. Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."


8. Man: "So what do you do for a living ?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."


9. Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
(Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter."
(I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)


10. Man: "What sign were you born under?"
Woman: "No Parking."




11. Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter" (or) "Stop"


12. Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"


13. Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah!!! Let's pick up some chicks!"


14. Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"


15. Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."


16. Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."


17. Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."


18. Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."


19. Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."


20. Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"


21. Man: "Your hair color is fabulous."
Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."


22. Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."


23. Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."


24. Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

2007-09-08 20:56:57 · 17 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Jokes & Riddles

how many sheep have you counted before you fell asleep....

2007-09-08 20:56:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-08 20:56:10 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

Laws for Women to Live by





1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.


2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.


3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all
up there.


4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.


5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.


6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you
can tell them apart.


7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to
make some woman miserable.


8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself
types.


9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.


10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.




11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.


12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.


13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.


14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it
means that you laugh at his.


15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

2007-09-08 20:55:29 · 9 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-08 20:54:35 · 8 answers · asked by DL 3 in Polls & Surveys

How do you tell your 4 year old daughter you're going to have another baby?

2007-09-08 20:54:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toddler & Preschooler

to have a good time

2007-09-08 20:54:21 · 16 answers · asked by tigerleeaussie 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-08 20:54:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-08 20:54:05 · 16 answers · asked by muslim_pork_king 2 in Other - Politics & Government

hi just enrolled in a beauty course and doing a survey..out of the three treatments which would you prefer and if you have time just put why you would prefer that treatment...out of aromatherapy massage,reflexology or indian head massage...thanks

2007-09-08 20:53:49 · 18 answers · asked by lainaloo 4 in Alternative Medicine

2007-09-08 20:53:41 · 21 answers · asked by Far Beyond Driven 7 in Polls & Surveys

i dont like hairy legs or arms or chest ect if i shaved will it reduce the speed of my hair growth on my head

2007-09-08 20:53:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

2007-09-08 20:53:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-08 20:52:58 · 4 answers · asked by ? 2 in Books & Authors

I don't, but some people turn purple with the slightest tap!

2007-09-08 20:52:49 · 24 answers · asked by Yuka 4 in Polls & Surveys