Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex
to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
"Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside
ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear
yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the
doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake
and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that
it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the
shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back:
"Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occassionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one
of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
2007-09-08 20:58:21 · 13 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha i love them freakin hilarious
i love.....
stand at the door and hold it open and just wait then afta bout 5mins close the doors and say hey was ur day george
and.....
set up a desk in the elevator then when someone wants to get on ask if they have an appointment
and the classic....
stand really close to them and stare at them then say i have cool socks on if your not even wearing socks
2007-09-08 21:23:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doing any one of them will get you more space in an elevator
2007-09-08 22:12:39 · answer #2 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geez if anyone pulled these stunts in an elevator all hell would break loose 10/10
2007-09-09 00:54:50 · answer #3 · answered by PC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked number 8 Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside
ask: "Got enough air in there?"
2007-09-08 21:47:22 · answer #4 · answered by Conan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorites are "I've got new socks on!"; Gotta go, gotta go, oops; and "Chutes Away!
I've heard this before but I like it - star for you!
2007-09-08 21:13:51 · answer #5 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
liked enough off them to give you a star. number 3 is so close its scary.
2007-09-08 22:09:54 · answer #6 · answered by proc 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I´ve actually tried some of them! The results are HILARIOUS!!!!
2007-09-09 03:53:16 · answer #7 · answered by Bracefacecutie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds fun
2007-09-08 22:13:17 · answer #8 · answered by Gable's gourmet green goblet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some are oldies, but all are goodies.
2007-09-09 12:35:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am so going try that! thank you for the laugh!
2007-09-08 22:29:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋