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Laws for Women to Live by





1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.


2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.


3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all
up there.


4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.


5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.


6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you
can tell them apart.


7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to
make some woman miserable.


8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself
types.


9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.


10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.




11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.


12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.
Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.


13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.


14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it
means that you laugh at his.


15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

2007-09-08 20:55:29 · 9 answers · asked by pheonix140180 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

15/15 for you on this one.

2007-09-09 12:47:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

L O L 10/10

2016-05-20 01:49:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Funny

2007-09-08 21:14:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Some good ones amongst this lot 8/10

2007-09-09 00:55:10 · answer #4 · answered by PC 7 · 0 0

Funy.
i usually point out the funniest numbers but here there are too many good ones....

2007-09-08 21:43:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Those were funny! Good ones!

2007-09-09 04:35:49 · answer #6 · answered by macybluedawn 5 · 0 0

Already read it tonight. Still funny though!

2007-09-08 20:59:36 · answer #7 · answered by Precious 7 · 0 1

SO this one is still doing the rounds.
still amusing though.

2007-09-08 21:05:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

lol! great!

2007-09-09 02:12:55 · answer #9 · answered by Janie's got a staplegun 2 · 0 0

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