All categories - 4 September 2007

and drowned... The Brewery Manager, the Parish Priest, and the Captain of the Guarda broke the news to the Widow Murphy that she had lost her husband to an Industrial accident.

The tearful widow said "At least it was a painless and quick death for me dear husband"

The Brewery manager Says "Painless to be sure but quick I can't say.... He got out Three times to go the bog before he went down for the last time.....

2007-09-04 18:31:01 · 2 answers · asked by steve.57343 5 in Jokes & Riddles

HELP!!!

2007-09-04 18:30:24 · 3 answers · asked by That guy 1 in Physics

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070905/ap_on_go_co/craig_senate

2007-09-04 18:30:19 · 10 answers · asked by Bush Invented the Google 6 in Politics

2007-09-04 18:30:15 · 2 answers · asked by ARUNA D 1 in Corporations

like taking up half of the sky at night?

2007-09-04 18:30:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

2007-09-04 18:30:05 · 17 answers · asked by desertskieswoman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-04 18:29:22 · 8 answers · asked by Sage 2 in Celebrities

Good friends for a long time, never saw him like that but he's always had something for me

then just this yr. we kissed - one of the most amazing things i've experienced...

now he's acting different: can't talk as much, doesn't know what to do, apprehensive, not as confident w. me but with everyone else he is, seems to always be thinking of his next move and you can tell he's more conscious, he doesn't go to my for advice or problems as much anymore and when i confront him, he's "got it", and there are no problems...he's normal with everyone else except for me...

Did the kiss change him? everything? it dictates everything for him now...

2007-09-04 18:29:13 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

if you were here ofcourse

2007-09-04 18:28:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im giving away T.J. Houshmanzadeh and Chester Taylor for Terrel Owens. My WR's are Torry Holt and Randy Moss. And Chester Taylor is my No.3 RB off the bench. Any thoughts?

2007-09-04 18:28:32 · 7 answers · asked by rh 2 in Fantasy Sports

I need to know if it will be snowing on christmas, December 25, 2007, this year in Big Bear Lake, California. I'm not sure what other information you need, but the zip is 92315, just in case. Please if you have a farmers' almanac, or anything else that helps, please share!

2007-09-04 18:28:07 · 1 answers · asked by snazziliciouss 2 in Other - Environment

One interpretation reads that the song held odd and unrelated lyrics, possibly from a poem by Reid about boy/girl relationships that used sailing metaphors, which were a pun on or spoof of the psychedelic songs written at the time which had bizarre metaphors and droll phrases. - SO WHAT HELP IS THAT!!!! -- I've still no idea - do you?

2007-09-04 18:28:06 · 7 answers · asked by ? 1 in Words & Wordplay

I am trying to find info on this film but cannot. Can anybody help?

http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1327398604&size=o

2007-09-04 18:27:58 · 6 answers · asked by ozonesweep89 1 in Movies

while I was feeding her and she's not looking so good =(

When she swims she tilts slightly to one side and I think she may have damaged a fin. She fell about one and a half feet onto the carpet. She wasn't out of the water for that long though, thankfully.

Is there anything I can do for her?

2007-09-04 18:27:16 · 12 answers · asked by Lisa Marie 7 in Fish

2007-09-04 18:27:12 · 3 answers · asked by ? 1 in Other - Careers & Employment

2007-09-04 18:27:12 · 6 answers · asked by JtL 1 in Geography

If a DVD player has DVD-RW compatability does it also play the DVD-RW VR mode discs?
VR mode is a format that you can edit on your DVD recorder\player (only DVD-RW's can do this)
I'm looking for a DVD player that I can play the stuff that I recorded and don't neccesarily want to pay too much. Please help!

2007-09-04 18:27:09 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Electronics

I bought milk in bulk at the grocery store and decided to freeze 2 half gallons to preserve it. How fresh will it keep and for how long? Does it taste bad or different after freezing?

2007-09-04 18:27:08 · 9 answers · asked by Humana 1 in Other - Food & Drink

Awnser fast!! I dont know how to do it :(

2007-09-04 18:27:06 · 2 answers · asked by That guy 1 in Physics

2007-09-04 18:26:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

2007-09-04 18:26:42 · 34 answers · asked by child of innocence 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-09-04 18:26:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is pizza hut open 24 hours?

2007-09-04 18:26:27 · 23 answers · asked by Sha 1 in Fast Food

ok so my husband and i were having a recurring issue (not cheating) that we've argued about. he does something that really hurts and disrespects me as a woman and as his wife, i asked him to stop. three times after this, it continued. each time i freaked out and got upset. he apologized, we moved on with our lives. about a month later, it happened again and i had said the last time that if it happened again, i would seriously consider leaving because it was unfair to me. i told him i would NEVER do something repeatedly knowing it would hurt him - thats not love. anyways - he did it again and when i finally talked to him about it and repeated how i felt he seemed really genuine. he felt like he didnt deserve me anymore and that hes now realized that hes been as a**hole and hurt me when ive never done anything to him. he cried and seemed really upset and really scared i was going to leave him. do you think he got the point this time? i dont think it will, but what should i do if it(cont)

2007-09-04 18:26:22 · 16 answers · asked by raspberry 3 in Marriage & Divorce

My boyfriend has tapered down to 100mg today. He is in so much pain and he is out of pills. Any suggestions on how to detox at home. I'd really appreciate real advice. Every clinic or helpline I call says to take him to the ER but he is refusing. Thanks for any helpful advice.

2007-09-04 18:26:13 · 10 answers · asked by Reneena 1 in Mental Health

if i consider doing a short sale on my home. who is paying taxes end of yr? is it me? We owe 400K less than what buyer is offering, who will get taxed? is it true that we will have to pay? please let me know. is forclosing better! whats the benefit of short sale!

note: were still not late on our mortgage, but, there is no way to pay it anymore, its 7k a month, and NO way to refi, and NO way to SELL!

2007-09-04 18:26:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

My team consists of:

Donovan Mcnabb
Jason Campbell

Laurence Maroney
Tatum Bell
Deangelo Williams
Leon Washington
Vernand Morency

Torry Holt
Marques Colston
Reggie Brown
Calvin Johnson
Jacoby Jones (Our league rewards 8 pts for KR and PR TDs)

Jeff Wilkins
Pats D
Saints D

We start 2 RB, 2 WR, and 1 Flex RB/WR. Also 1 point for every 5 receptions.

Basically, I need a better RB and I'm not sure who I should trade in order to maximize my potential. Who should I trade and who should I target exactly?

2007-09-04 18:26:02 · 3 answers · asked by jchsu 3 in Fantasy Sports

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a check-up. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a check-up. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on you chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a check-up. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"

2007-09-04 18:25:36 · 12 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

hope you don't mind me asking.......

2007-09-04 18:24:49 · 34 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Polls & Surveys