Mike Murphy, Master Brewer for Guinness fell into a vat of extra stout.....?

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Mike Murphy, Master Brewer for Guinness fell into a vat of extra stout.....?

and drowned... The Brewery Manager, the Parish Priest, and the Captain of the Guarda broke the news to the Widow Murphy that she had lost her husband to an Industrial accident.

The tearful widow said "At least it was a painless and quick death for me dear husband"

The Brewery manager Says "Painless to be sure but quick I can't say.... He got out Three times to go the bog before he went down for the last time.....

2007-09-04 18:31:01 · 2 answers · asked by steve.57343 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

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thats pretty good

2007-09-04 18:39:18 · answer #1 · answered by grizzly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

lol; that's how my husband would like to go

2007-09-05 01:44:29 · answer #2 · answered by Corozal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋