All categories - 3 September 2007

HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS (Actual writings from
hospital charts)


1. The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

2007-09-03 06:21:46 · 28 answers · asked by angeleyes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i wouldn't cause i don't care if someone is or not and i hate people that do care and threanted them when they never did anything. plus, i believe it is not against religion... do u?

thnks for sharin' ur opinions!

2007-09-03 06:21:44 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

2007-09-03 06:21:19 · 61 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

i did && it got stuck lol
star plz! =]

2007-09-03 06:21:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Iran's leader, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has announced that Iran now has 3000 uranium enrichment centrifuges running throughout Iran. Does anyone have any idea how long it will be before Iran acquires a nuclear bomb?

Do you believe Iran should be allowed to be a nuclear power?

2007-09-03 06:20:53 · 12 answers · asked by anonymous 3 in Current Events

Chrysler to introduce Smart car to US markets

2007-09-03 06:20:49 · 1 answers · asked by jay marcus 3 in Chrysler

my dad is in the hospital and they might have to operate on his liver

2007-09-03 06:20:37 · 4 answers · asked by kissie623 4 in Cancer

Hello there. Is there any case law to help me reduce my child support. I have not seen my "step son" in 18 months. He and his mother made it clear that they do not want me in there life besides the child support payment. Is there anything that could help me reguarding this situation?

2007-09-03 06:20:34 · 7 answers · asked by Ryan V 2 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

2007-09-03 06:19:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Olympics

hi me and my hubby are thinking of baby names and we like Blade for a boy and Eden or Harlie for a girl what do you think

2007-09-03 06:19:50 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

2007-09-03 06:19:44 · 13 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-03 06:19:43 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I just made a batch of waffles for the first time in years. I had to run to the store to get bing cherry preserves for mine. My hubby ate his with butter, maple syrup, and peanut butter.

What are your favorite waffle toppings?

2007-09-03 06:19:35 · 20 answers · asked by chefgrille 7 in Other - Food & Drink

I want to make september nation remembrance month for the people who where affected by 9/11 who could i send my idea to make it happen i have started a petition here is what my petition say

Most dont think about the 9/11 tragedy until the anniversary of it I think all september long should be national remembrance month never forget the 2,993 people who passed if you would like to see it become a national remembrance month sign your name below i mean we remember individuals who made a differance why not the thousandes who did.

2007-09-03 06:19:26 · 3 answers · asked by mount_tyler 1 in Elections

currently the lines are split into two I would like to create one 220 outlet again- how do I do this/

2007-09-03 06:19:08 · 7 answers · asked by mommy to be of 3 3 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

This is the most embrassing you have done to NCAA Division I-A. Shame on you Michigan!!!

Shame on you!!

2007-09-03 06:18:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

WHICH ONE

2007-09-03 06:18:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fantasy Sports

If you are going to work as account representative, what would you be doing?

2007-09-03 06:18:52 · 3 answers · asked by David A 2 in Other - Advertising & Marketing

In the novel, why isn't McMurphy narrating the story?

2007-09-03 06:18:34 · 2 answers · asked by iluvchessie112 1 in Books & Authors

What can it do for me that the Bible can't? I have spoke to many Mormons and they always tell me about Joseph Smith and the book of Mormon. But they never say what the book can do for me.
Remember I never asked about the church or the temple, I just want to know how the book of Mormon can change my life.

2007-09-03 06:18:30 · 25 answers · asked by Smart_Guy 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I mean even the contradiction's among believers is enough to stimulate their God given thuoght process. Non-believers at least have HARD proof, and I mean HARD they may not admit it, but Believers have to be (((shaken)))) and (((Quaken))) just a little, I dare say some are falling out of the bad habit of religion, especially if there hanging in this Q&A section.

2007-09-03 06:18:27 · 19 answers · asked by wakemovement 3 in Religion & Spirituality

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4l2UUueH5Q
ha ha so funny

2007-09-03 06:18:11 · 8 answers · asked by FREE HUGS 5 in Comedy

You know those machines where you put all you change in, and it gives you bills for the amount? Well at HEB (grocery store) do you get the exact about or do you have to give like 1% of your change for usuing the machine.

2007-09-03 06:18:08 · 3 answers · asked by Rachel S 2 in Personal Finance

Please, keep your responses specific and make sure that you use proper grammar and spelling, otherwise your answer will be ignored.

If anyone posts a good rebuttal that I can't properly refute (I'll be emailing you, so be prepared), then I'll award them best answer. I promise that I'll be sincere in my judging, as far as "properly refuting" goes. Also, please no logical fallacies, those make me slightly perturbed.

2007-09-03 06:17:43 · 11 answers · asked by Patrick T 2 in Religion & Spirituality

and it's enough to pay for all sins of eveyone but if you are not saved you will spend ETERNITY in hell??

Wouldn't it be more believable if Jesus died and went to hell?

2007-09-03 06:17:42 · 10 answers · asked by PoloTee 2 in Religion & Spirituality

How would you introduce yourself to me???

2007-09-03 06:17:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok, well i'm 15 years old and i have loved and been doing performing arts for as long as i can remember .. when i was about 11 my passion for acting & singing grew so me and my dad made up a very long cv which i'v added to as the years have gone on. i'm in my last year of school and when i leave i know i would like to continue acting and singing because its what i love! ... i have done many,many shows and have discovered that, that area of performing arts maybe isnt for me my dream is to be in a soap or film ..... so i'v got the passion and the experience but where do i go from here!!! so if anyone has any idea pleasee help!!

fankoo xx

2007-09-03 06:17:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Theater & Acting

i dont really read because i've never found the right book, i like interesting books but not fantasy. whats your favorite book??

2007-09-03 06:17:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

For 3 nights now, My son has vomited all of his bottle and more. Its been around the same time every night and after he does it, its like he feels fine and goes back to sleep. He's on Enfamil Lipil with Iron and we thought maybe it was his formula. We use Dr.Browns bottles and they dont seem to be working...air still comes through, so we just bought some playtex drop-ins. Today he's been restless, really fussy and congested. He's usually a VERY good baby, never have i seen him act this way. Any suggestions of what could be wrong?

2007-09-03 06:16:54 · 10 answers · asked by Mrs. Donigan 3 in Newborn & Baby