decided to speep 2 to a room. Noone wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Daryl & comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess & his eyes bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said," Daryl snored so loudly I just sat up & watched him all nite."
The next nite it was a diff. deputy's turn.
In the morning, same thing-hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all nite."
The 3rd nite was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player, a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast, bright eyed & bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said,"Well, I went & tucked Daryl into bed & kissed him good nite. He sat up & watched me all nite long!"
2007-09-02
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