All categories - 2 September 2007

A prim young lady had got married and was preparing to get into bed with her husband who was naked apart from his socks. She insisted he take them off but he was reluctant. Eventually he agreed but warned her she might have a shock..
It turns out half of his left foot had been cut off in an industrial accident, and he hadn't had the guts to tell her.
Shocked and upset, she phoned her mother, sobbing uncontrollably..
"Calm down dear, what's wrong?"
"He...he...sob...he's only got a foot and a half."
"You stop there, Darling, I'll get in with him."

2007-09-02 11:31:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

"He felt memorable.He felt like the last bullet in a gun ment for revenge.and sealed with a kiss"

do you like it? can you relate to it? just wanted some opinions. thanks ^_^

ps-i didnt put who said it because i want it to b judged on what it says...not WHO said it. if you want to know who said it Ill add that when i pick best answer.

thanks again ^_^

2007-09-02 11:31:53 · 4 answers · asked by Pete Wentz 4ever! 4 in Quotations

What do the Five Ghosts represent?

2007-09-02 11:31:44 · 5 answers · asked by JustTalking 3 in Religion & Spirituality

"lucky baby"

There is this just married Chinese couple that decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy a condom from the shop nearby. When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off.

The husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one 20 cents coin. He asks the shop owner to sell him one piece of condom and the shop owner asked him which quality he wanted.

"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each."

So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him. While the husband was out, a black thief came into the room. The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the thief and happily started screwing away. The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately.

When the husband reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jumped onto his wife, mounted her and started screwing her vigorously. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic as she thoroughly enjoyed the session.

A year later, the wife gave birth to a black baby boy. When the baby grew up, he asked the father. "Papa, why am I black and you are white?"

The father shouted "You are damn lucky, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE!"

2007-09-02 11:31:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-02 11:31:30 · 6 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

What was the outcome?

2007-09-02 11:31:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Do you think the infiltration of third world workers will cause an economic collapse and disolve our system into worse than the system we currently have?

2007-09-02 11:31:04 · 6 answers · asked by Vivianna 4 in Economics

2007-09-02 11:30:52 · 38 answers · asked by i_wish_i_wish_i_wish 1 in Baby Names

Why do you keep trying to convert me? Is it out of love for me? Is there something ultra-positive in your message that I will suffer from not hearing? I can't even go to the grocery store without seeing an Atheist try to "free" me from my "delusion". What makes you so zealous? What is the motivation for vindictiveness?

2007-09-02 11:30:49 · 31 answers · asked by Dennis W 4 in Religion & Spirituality

its supposed to be an HD DVD player, but when i put the HD DVD in it says reading and then it wont play...does anyone know why???

2007-09-02 11:30:31 · 5 answers · asked by Noles 4 in Other - Electronics

"We'd play tag
And he'd get hurt
I'd play a soldier
He'd eat dirt "

2007-09-02 11:30:26 · 10 answers · asked by Tray B 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-02 11:30:15 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I will be visiting the Tri-Cities area sept 7 - 9. my late afternoons and evenings will be taken up but i will have mornings and early afternoon to go check things out. What are some things to see and do while im there?

2007-09-02 11:30:14 · 1 answers · asked by steven l 2 in Other - United States

This was a conversation I recorded during one of my classes between two people.

Girl: Maybe if Jesus DIDN'T exist, someone wanted to bring humans closer together and make them friendlier through a fictional character.

Boy: Well, if that IS the case, they did a crappy job. Also, there is NO proof outside of the Bible that Jesus existed. For all we know, the Bible is the world's most popular fiction novel.

Girl: I know, but the way it is written MAKES people believe even if they did a crappy job, they tried. I believe in Jesus, and you do too, right?

Boy: I do. But even if he didn't exist, we should try to EMULATE, not IDOLIZE him. I believe in his teachings of love. And if Jesus wasn't real, the authors DID try--and with that kind of wisdom, they might as well have been Jesus themselves. And even if he, or even God, didn't exist, shouldn't those teachings of love be emulated anyway? Does the religion you practice really matter as long as you live by those principals?

2007-09-02 11:30:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Hows it been?

2007-09-02 11:30:04 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

NFL teams made roster moves to reach the 53-player limit.
Teams waived and released some players.
So, what is a difference between waiver and release?
What is a main reason for teams to choose between waiver and release? Which is a better treatment for players?
Thanks.

2007-09-02 11:30:01 · 3 answers · asked by ga2breal 3 in Football (American)

First round – shitei or sentei kata
Second round – sentei or tokui kata
Third round – sentei or tokui kata
What? Do any of these relate to the Heian katas? Should I enter a competition if I don't even know the answer to this question? Or is the exercise in team spirit worthy of the humiliation? Just kidding on that last one

2007-09-02 11:30:00 · 7 answers · asked by northcarrlight 6 in Martial Arts

2007-09-02 11:29:58 · 32 answers · asked by Hmm? 2 in Parenting

2007-09-02 11:29:57 · 22 answers · asked by ♥michele♥ 7 in Other - Pets

2007-09-02 11:29:51 · 22 answers · asked by o 5 in Football (American)

Im doin a survey and would like to know (seriously) if you have ever had any problems (any at all) that you had to solve and how you solved them. thanx

2007-09-02 11:29:42 · 8 answers · asked by HoldItDown 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-02 11:29:36 · 20 answers · asked by ILoveYouLewis [: 1 in Women's Health

optional: ... why do you think so?

2007-09-02 11:29:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

2007-09-02 11:29:25 · 10 answers · asked by cats 7 in Polls & Surveys

Here is my top 3-

1.Julia
2.Adeline "Addie"
3.Lauren


WDYT? Suggestions would be nice too :)

2007-09-02 11:29:25 · 22 answers · asked by <3 6 in Baby Names

About time i talked about a womans issue which i perceive as very common and the most important nowadays.

The role of a mother and a wife combined with being a career woman can be a really tough task and i realized this after observing these ladies !!!!

What adjustments could be made from the male gender side to make atleast their life a little more amangable and for these women to have a beleif that there men are supportive????

2007-09-02 11:29:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Gender Studies

Earlier today there was this van that was cutting across the parking lot and he almost hit me. I was going the right way, and didn't go up the aisle until the up arrow. I could see on the guy's face that he was mad at me for following the arrows and what not.

But why do people do this? I see it all the time. Do they not care if someone is going the right way and they hit?

2007-09-02 11:28:48 · 3 answers · asked by ♥Brown Eyed Girl ♥ 5 in Safety

I don't believe that passing a state exam(s) can make a teacher anymore than going to McDonalds can make anyone a hamburger. However, state exams get more complicated and more expensive as the years go by.

Now, what is your view of people who want to teach full-time but cannot pass certification exams even if their life depends on earning a state license? I personally know people who have a Master's Degree in different fields of study but are not certified because they cannot pass the NY State Teacher Certification Exams.

I personally do not want a teacher in the classroom teaching my son how to read and do basic math if he or she is struggling to pass state exams, which are not easy but at the same time, not impossible to pass.

What is your view of people who want to teach full-time, call themselves teachers but cannot pass state exams?

Your view?

2007-09-02 11:28:42 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

what was ur results? i tryed it and it smells horrible but it kinda helped clear my acne up a little bit but i think its giving me blackheads!

2007-09-02 11:28:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Skin & Body

We need at least 418 answers to break the current record. If you don't know just post I don't know. Anything goes. Post this in your other answers!! Ready.......go!

2007-09-02 11:28:15 · 32 answers · asked by S. 4 in Polls & Surveys