i'm a nonsesquipedalianist, which is somebody who uses short words.
whats black and white and red all over? a cow with excema
when i proposed to my girlfriend i gave her a ring, in retrospect i should have done it in person.
If you dont have any patience don't become a doctor
why did the chicken cross the road? it thought it was a joke
I'm probably the most modest person in the world
What do you call a muslim between two buildings? Ali
That Trevor Bayblis winds me up
My father always used to say,"good things come to those who wait", thats why i decided to work in a restaurant
Which ones are funny (if any) and how would you improve them? Please if you are going to criticize me, make it constructive and give reasons and try to help, if you dont have anything nice to say,
**** off
2007-09-02
11:33:37
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