i'm a nonsesquipedalianist, which is somebody who uses short words.
whats black and white and red all over? a cow with excema
when i proposed to my girlfriend i gave her a ring, in retrospect i should have done it in person.
If you dont have any patience don't become a doctor
why did the chicken cross the road? it thought it was a joke
I'm probably the most modest person in the world
What do you call a muslim between two buildings? Ali
That Trevor Bayblis winds me up
My father always used to say,"good things come to those who wait", thats why i decided to work in a restaurant
Which ones are funny (if any) and how would you improve them? Please if you are going to criticize me, make it constructive and give reasons and try to help, if you dont have anything nice to say,
**** off
2007-09-02 11:33:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
on the the first one, you could also say that you're a nonsesquipedalianist because you are "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedali ophobic"
which means that you have a fear of long words. and believe it or not, my friend actually pronouced that during a school speech
note: there is no space, i just put that there so that it would come out properly
2007-09-02 11:43:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i liked the first and four and six and seven and nine are dumb but made me laugh lol. three took me a second but then i loled but i liked the "if you dont have anything nice to say,
**** off" part best. ppl shud rly put that in their jokes its so dumb to respond just to diss ppl
2007-09-02 13:00:03 · answer #2 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 1st 1 is the only one i found funny
2007-09-02 12:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by Smiley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the first and third.
i have never heard any of these before
good job(even if u didnt make them up)
i liked the jokes.
2007-09-02 11:47:35 · answer #4 · answered by lori 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only the 1st one is good, but u have to think bout it alot then u get it.....make the punchlines better
2007-09-02 11:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by Unbiased Laker's Fan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the firsst one was ok the rest i dont know
2007-09-02 12:11:58 · answer #6 · answered by animoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny! Sorry!
2007-09-02 11:47:34 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow not funny
2007-09-02 11:45:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no good try though
2007-09-02 11:36:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fu**ing off!
2007-09-02 11:53:45 · answer #10 · answered by bigthird1648 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋