"lucky baby"
There is this just married Chinese couple that decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy a condom from the shop nearby. When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off.
The husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one 20 cents coin. He asks the shop owner to sell him one piece of condom and the shop owner asked him which quality he wanted.
"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each."
So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him. While the husband was out, a black thief came into the room. The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the thief and happily started screwing away. The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately.
When the husband reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jumped onto his wife, mounted her and started screwing her vigorously. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic as she thoroughly enjoyed the session.
A year later, the wife gave birth to a black baby boy. When the baby grew up, he asked the father. "Papa, why am I black and you are white?"
The father shouted "You are damn lucky, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE!"
2007-09-02 11:31:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Like his wife wouldn't know the difference.......she must of been passed out!
2007-09-07 11:36:29 · answer #1 · answered by book writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
twelve months in womb produces charcoal child----father pale with worry----mother hasn't been satisfied since her wedding night
oh yeah,20 cents for a piece of condom sounds like a good deal {question---what currency has a 20 cent coin}
2007-09-09 20:34:57 · answer #2 · answered by portsidepat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-02 18:50:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!! Wow! Great joke DC, i'm going to have to share it later when someone needs a laugh!!! Lol Thank you :)
2007-09-02 18:38:51 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO ha!! That was definitely funny! I'm gonna need to use that one later.
2007-09-02 19:38:19 · answer #5 · answered by All That Jazz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chinese is white.I'm chinese.You get a star.
2007-09-03 04:31:19 · answer #6 · answered by Xenodaime Hizumi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny!
2007-09-09 03:39:42 · answer #7 · answered by embroidery fan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah - why is he white? Cause I thought he was Chinese...
2007-09-02 18:36:22 · answer #8 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Had me cracking up. Good as.
2007-09-08 20:17:26 · answer #9 · answered by tepania4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooooooooooooooo. nice one
LTMBRA(laughed till my bumm rolled away)
2007-09-02 18:47:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋