A prim young lady had got married and was preparing to get into bed with her husband who was naked apart from his socks. She insisted he take them off but he was reluctant. Eventually he agreed but warned her she might have a shock..
It turns out half of his left foot had been cut off in an industrial accident, and he hadn't had the guts to tell her.
Shocked and upset, she phoned her mother, sobbing uncontrollably..
"Calm down dear, what's wrong?"
"He...he...sob...he's only got a foot and a half."
"You stop there, Darling, I'll get in with him."
2007-09-02 11:31:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sweet pea, don't be such a prat...it's a JOKE, for goodness sake
2007-09-02 12:05:02 · update #1
Lol that's sssooo funny,Sweetpea their's a time and a place for everything this is a joke and if you feel offened dont read it ok?But Afflalon have a star on me.
2007-09-02 12:33:38 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool joke I've heard variations before. But to the other answerer come on religious person loosen up.
2007-09-02 22:35:37 · answer #2 · answered by darkflower366 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is good and bad humor to a person who would consider cheatin this would be funny, to a person that believes in honor they would think this joke is in poor taste.
in Jesus honor-yet once i lived in disgrace but even then i believed in the honor of marriage, John 3 repented of my sins and let Jesus in to my heart to be my best friend, amen
2007-09-02 18:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
wow
2007-09-02 18:45:45 · answer #4 · answered by Lulu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL , thats a good one!
2007-09-02 18:39:36 · answer #5 · answered by Chey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaah
2007-09-02 18:41:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha haaaaa. :)
2007-09-02 18:36:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2007-09-02 18:51:56 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋