All categories - 1 September 2007

Two Deaf Newlyweds? Have posted before but you might not have seen it.?
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis...
..fifty times"

2007-09-01 12:34:36 · 6 answers · asked by Esperanza 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-01 12:34:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hi

I'm not White, but I would love to go out with White women. My question is, what does White women like the most? Any tips for me on how to get with a White/Caucasian women?

2007-09-01 12:34:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

in your underwear?

2007-09-01 12:34:02 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sorry, not trying to be morbid.

2007-09-01 12:33:54 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Muqtada al-Sadr is aligned with Iran and is the top dog in Iraq.

2007-09-01 12:33:52 · 7 answers · asked by Chi Guy 5 in Politics

is it a good, reliable car? the one i am thinking of buying is a 1996 and only has 43500 miles. this will be my first car and i only need it to last me about 5-7 years without any major problems, or any problems preferably

2007-09-01 12:33:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chevrolet

2007-09-01 12:33:51 · 7 answers · asked by Tree of Jesse 3 in History

Hi I have a Goffins Cockatoo and he seems to be plucking out his feathers and eating the roots of the feather where the straw part begins. He seems to be eating the straw part and the the stuff inside it which I think is blood in there. But he does not eat the feather. So I was wondering if you guys or gals might know why hes doing that?

2007-09-01 12:33:39 · 7 answers · asked by Ali 2 in Birds

Hi ladies,

I want your suggestions on what male fragrance I should try. Something that has made you look twice at someone, made them more attractive to you etc. Not what your partner has worn, but somebody you don't know well.

What sort of smell would make you look twice?

2007-09-01 12:33:27 · 13 answers · asked by Maggs 1 in Fashion & Accessories

it says "all natural chicken BROTH ingredients: chicken broth, sea salt, natural flavorings" in . Is this just corn starch broth frozen in the shape of a chicken breast

2007-09-01 12:33:21 · 4 answers · asked by camronphil 1 in Other - Food & Drink

try not to kill eachother. I hold a strict standard of traditional gospel music and hymns. I believe that christian music and the music of a christian should sound different of that of the world. If we have friendship with the world we have emnity with God... ... be ye seperate

2007-09-01 12:33:02 · 2 answers · asked by Matthew P (SL) 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Sometimes I think I am pretty and then the next day I can hardly look in the mirror... does this happen to you?

2007-09-01 12:32:28 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-01 12:32:23 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

do you think it would hurt to drink just a few beers while i am on a antibiotic for kidney infection?i havent drunk eny thing in a long time and we are going to a bbq tommrow night and i j ust thought i would drink just a couple.would or could it kill ya?i am taking Cepro and some other pill that turns your urine orange.thanks

2007-09-01 12:32:16 · 25 answers · asked by alcaholicdemon 7 in Senior Citizens

2007-09-01 12:32:11 · 10 answers · asked by swimafisha 1 in Philosophy

2007-09-01 12:32:06 · 13 answers · asked by macieroads 4 in Polls & Surveys

Hiya.I've just changed over to BT Total broadband option 3 & i couldn't be happier.I've got the Norton Security package as part of the deal - it has anti-virus, antispyware & the firewall all included.I'm also running the latest version of Ad-aware.
I had Spybot S&D & Superantispyware running as well but the BT guy who installed my broadband uninstalled these 2.Apparently Norton running with these can cause conflict & aren't needed.
My Q is - is this enough protection online that will allow online, shopping, surfing etc safely? Or do i need other security software downloaded to add to this? If so can you recommend something suitable to a newbie? Many thanks Jackie.

2007-09-01 12:31:49 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Security

I went to use the lawn mower and it just died on me! At first it would start but only move an inch and died on me and now when I turn the ignition to on, it just sputter or click. Could it be the battery that's dead? Please help!

2007-09-01 12:31:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Garden & Landscape

without getting caught, BY ANYONE.

2007-09-01 12:31:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

Firstly I just want to say I am very happy with my boyfriend. I've never wanted to nor do I plan to cheat on him.

But it's really bizarre, I seem to have some kind of 'crush' on his gay boss! I have never had something like this before, firstly he's alot older than me (by about 20 years though he looks good for his age), and secondly, he's gay! The weird thing is though I got the vibe that he kinda felt a mutual attraction (my instincts are almost always right when it comes to that) and I later found out that years ago, he was married (to a woman).

I don't want to act on it or anything, I just find myself thinking he's really sexy and thinking about what he would be like in bed.

What the hell is going on in my head??!!

2007-09-01 12:31:04 · 7 answers · asked by Kit 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I have been a married homemaker for 23 years. I left my abusive husband in April 2007 and filed for child support for my 12 yr old daughter in May. I have no work force skills as a result of being a homemaker/stay at home mom for so long. My 29 yr old daughter bought a house in North Carolina and is willing to help me. San Diego, California is very expensive and I cannot afford housing or food on my own. He has not given me 1cent since I left. I have not filed for divorce and would like to move. Can someone tell me how to do it to avoid getting in trouble?

2007-09-01 12:30:52 · 7 answers · asked by belindaramos21 2 in Marriage & Divorce

What is a Veteran?

A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in his or her life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of up to
and including their life. And there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand that.

Author Unknown

Are you one of these people who don't understand, or just don't care?

2007-09-01 12:30:43 · 28 answers · asked by xenypoo 7 in Politics

is notre dame rebuilding there football team

2007-09-01 12:30:36 · 2 answers · asked by slb20062003 2 in Football (American)

She was asked if she would accept a transfusion of her own blood, but she refused. I just wondered why that was.

2007-09-01 12:30:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Would you still love me if I was not Red?

Here are your new choices. . .

http://s164.photobucket.com/albums/u12/bringoutyourpistols/?action=view¤t=Purple.jpg

http://s164.photobucket.com/albums/u12/bringoutyourpistols/?action=view¤t=Blue.jpg

Red has been playing with photoshop. Ha.

OR:

http://s164.photobucket.com/albums/u12/bringoutyourpistols/?action=view¤t=Stevie023.jpg

Or no change at all?

2007-09-01 12:30:24 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-01 12:30:24 · 8 answers · asked by Elizabeth G 1 in Mathematics

OMG,plz pray for me im fixin to be in so much trouble!thx and god bless

2007-09-01 12:30:10 · 10 answers · asked by dessprett 1 in Religion & Spirituality

5 points to the one who exually helps

2007-09-01 12:30:02 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

I am Active Duty military. I had an apartment and deployed before the lease was up. Under the terms of the contract I " terminated" the lease with proof of my deployment orders, I thought. The apartment complex cleared me and told me everything was fine. Then when I returned from Iraq, I ran a credit report and found that the account had been forwarded to a collection agency because I broke the lease. I have sent deployment orders to the collection agency and had no luck since trying to get in contact with an agent. I have also disputed with the credit agencies about this report and had no better luck either. I asked for verification but I think I need to ask for validation. Can I submit my paper work to the credit bureaus to try to clear it up or what other options do I have.
BTW- I even filed a BBB complaint agains the collection agency because they faile to cooperate any information to me.

2007-09-01 12:29:58 · 4 answers · asked by noee54 2 in Credit