Two Deaf Newlyweds? Have posted before but you might not have seen it.?
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis...
..fifty times"
2007-09-01 12:34:36 · 6 answers · asked by Esperanza 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's cute. such a male mindset huh? haha.
2007-09-01 12:48:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-01 19:56:30 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute joke, i'll try to sign this in special vocab class!!
2007-09-04 02:10:00 · answer #3 · answered by trehuginhipee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my fence would say something like that very funny
2007-09-01 20:40:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA. Kinky husband.
2007-09-01 20:00:28 · answer #5 · answered by cynical 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, I get it
2007-09-01 19:43:58 · answer #6 · answered by Savannah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋